On this episode, we litigate an assassination.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/17/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we talk about that which is impending.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/10/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we talk about humidity and diseases.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/3/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we spot rare sparrows and uncover monstrous fatbergs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/26/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we entertain with satire and comedy.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we talk about Crockett and Crackas.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/13/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we discuss the power of magic.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/30/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss classic flash games and wrestling. And probably other things that are now permanently lost.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/23/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss Grok's behavior.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/16/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss a highly probable and seriously grave danger to us all.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/9/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!