Timeline Earth

TLE 173 - A Bastille Day for Women

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the intricacies of how women can best take advantage of the Boys Only Superwar that will be...

TLE 172 - This Episode is Satire

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we maintain a satirical posture. And we never blink. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/8/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat",...

STS 29 - Bitcoin Astrology

This episode is all in the name, but the link below is required reading afterwards: https://astrostyle.com/aquarian-technocalypse/

TLE 171 - Two Years Left

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the precious time we have left. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/1/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car...

TLE 170 - Dolphins

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the problem with dolphins. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/24/2024) Featuring, "Mr He Never Misses" Lee: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as...

TLE 169 - Does Anything Happen?

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, Aaron calls The Guys together to discuss whether or nothing anything happens, as well as his new source of...

TLE 168 - One Thousand Indian Coworkers

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the Biden administration's hesitant menthol ban, the state of vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers, and Biden's various...

TLE 167 - Angel

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we take a dive into some marketing techniques. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number...

TLE 166 - Schmooooooling

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we discuss the eschatology behind confusing behavior, planning out our Struggle Sesh, students in cages, and strategizing the future of the Penn Dutch...

STS 30 - The Cyberpunk Reformation

TLE 165 - The Non-Sand Grout Podcast of America

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we discuss President Biden's cool new 'thing' he's doing, we talk about New York City and its importance to America and apparently other...

TLE 165- The Non-Sand Grout Podcast of America

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we discuss President Biden's cool new 'thing' he's doing, we talk about New York City and its importance to America and...

WW 1 - The Wilder West

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this inaugural episode of Car's Wilder West, Car and Bird dive into the principles of the show and the plan going forward. Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth- - -THE EARTH IS...

TLE 164 - The Airlines Episode

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we discuss the insane world of aircrafts and their incidents. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/13/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_CarAnd the "Number...

TLE 163 - Barbecue is Back

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we explore Miami Beach's new measures to control spring break chaos, discuss upcoming COVID-19 vaccine developments, and sift through rapid news including a...

TLE 162 - #BidenBazooka

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, we discuss setting yourself on fire, the new innovations of the fast food world, and we muse on our current and former presidents and their love of cum. Recorded LIVE...

TLE 161 - NATO (Full-Gay)

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, the boys contemplate Birdo's latest illness and become the Number One NATO Tracking Podcast in America. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the...

TLE 160 - Dear Tom

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, we discuss our embarrassing Superbowl totals bets and novice-level numerologists. We open up TLE Nation with coverage of the DMV Die-Ins happening in Florida, and the weirdness of both...

STS 29 - Origins of the MIC

On this episode Mike is back yet again to blow up my hope in a fan favorite conspiracy, but his alternate theory is even better!

TLE 159 - The El Niño Era

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth...On this episode, a perverted pilot looms overhead as we reflect on this coming period of podcasting decline. Also, the Capitol Dome turns gym for Republican reps and herds of animals are...

TLE 158 - We Are The Number One Plane-Related Incident Tracking Podcast In America

On this episode, we discuss an excessively farting airline passengers, the banning of Zyn, Vince McMahon's whammer collection, and Fettermania updates. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line...

STS 28 - Baby Alchemy

On this episode Owen Cyclops returns to discuss his new book, buy his products! https://owen-cyclops.myshopify.com/

TLE 157 - Competency Crises

On this episode, we ECHOES ECHOES ECHOES WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE ME FROM MY HELLISH CAGE. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Paz (@TLEPaz) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) --- THE EARTH IS...

TLE 156 - P*nis I*jury

On this episode, we ring in 2024 with a brand new episode of TLE Nation where we discuss toilets, pooping, penial injuries, and other things. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for...

TLE 155 - THE 2023 GLUEY AWARDS!!!

On this episode, we call our shots and award the newsmakers of the year. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Paz (@TLEPaz) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TS 17 - Another Annoying Bitcoin Episode

Rollo and I discuss Bitcoin past & present, other open source software, and some best practices.   Follow Rollo @LibertyMugs https://www.mcfloogle.com/author/rollomcflooglegmail-com/

TLE 154 - Bologna Smell

On this episode, we talk about The Democrats. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Paz (@TLEPaz) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 153 - They Are Banging In The Senate, Fellas

On this episode, we talk about various halls being spread. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Paz (@TLEPaz) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 152 - Wildest West

On this episode, we talk about the future of the internet  Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 151- The Ballad of the Baby Thief

On this late episode, we talk about Christian Nationalism and George Santos (who was a drag queen and is a baby thief, allegedly) Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over...

TLE 150 - Geert Wilders West

On this late episode, we talk about Honchos and the wild west Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 149 - We’re Joe Back

On this late episode, we talk about our precious and beloved Panda Bears. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Rolando Birdarchist IV (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A...

TLE 148 - Caving In

On this late episode, we talk finance and work. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 147 - Ornithological

On this episode, we establish the privilege hierarchy and talk about new bird names Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 146 - Postseason

On this episode, we take a breather. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

THE 2023 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR!

Gabaghouls and ghosts, your attention please. It is time for this years HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW EVERYONE ON HERE! --- Follow us on Twitter! @TLEBirdarchist @TLE_Car @TLEPaz

STS 27- Gregory Did What

On this episode Paz is joined by @glassdelusions to get a lesson on Time Itself.

STS 26 - The Blood & Guts Special

On this episode Paz is joined by @blauer_geist to talk about a common passion for the Halloween movie franchise. (Perhaps slasher flicks are Good, Actually.)

TLE 145 - Vast Majority

On this episode, we talk about news for the vast majority of the episode. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 144 - FartGate Is So Back

On this episode, we give it a sniff. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 143 - The Field Report

On this episode, we make contact with two major field reporters who've done some intrepid adventuring.Check out Steev's photos of the St Louis event Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more...

TLE 142 - Their Windmills Are Causing Whales to Die in Numbers Never Seen Before

On this episode, we celebrate downfalls and lament the death of fat men and animals alike. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS...

TLE 141 - The Legend of Rufus Harden the Black-Swivel Indian Stork Farmer

On this episode, we celebrate great inventions. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 140 - Hog Crankers

Its your favorite news show. We've got hogs, we've got Paz, we've got boy breakfast, we've got fettermania. Why are you reading this, Stop reading this. Listen to the episode. Just listen and stop reading this. Thanks.

TLE 139 - 9/12

On this episode, we selectively forget. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 138 - Monster Energy and Weiner Hurts

On this episode, we discuss our favorite energy beverages and our least favorite experts. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

TLE 137 - From Shambles to Rambles

On this episode, I didn't prepare any topics and carcampit is now the only host of the show. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE...

TLE 136 - Weird Hair Day

On this episode, we discuss a topic of extreme importance - weird hair on GOP candidates and others. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE...

TLE 135 - Another Listener Is Lost

On this episode, we pay our respects to one of our long-time Utah listeners recently being killed by feds. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz...

TLE 134 - The Honkey Donkey

On this episode, we talk about the best dictator to name your menu items after. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) Paz (@TLEPaz) --- THE EARTH IS A...