If you ever want to blackmail us with fake audio pulled from various sound bites, boy do we have the episode for you! We provide you with amazing quotes such as "I'm going to flip my shit and burn down this place," and "I typed out the word 'sex' a lot today." And by we, we mean Christine.

Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by abett, PSOVOD, and tyops.

Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.