We ranked the news by how sick it is. Bill Walton ate a candle (1:48), the Alliance of American Football was kinda sick (6:22), Kyler Murray is a football boy (10:06), the NBA trade deadline doesn’t matter (15:26), Kevin Durant got in another fight ((25:41), Charlotte isn’t allowed to talk about the Celtics (19:23), MLB rule proposals don’t actually solve anything (28:31), Clemson’s PED scandal (and Julian Edelman) (36:00), Bob Costas and NBC parted ways because of concussions (39:05), Jim Bob Cooter, Kareem Hunt got signed to the Browns (43:12)

Segments: Jess’ upcoming trip sparks an international agro fact debate (48:19), Charlotte’s new years resolution update (52:54), Zach Britton is canceled (54:55), True Gritty (56:28), Is the Grammy’s sports? (1:00:51) Is online dating sports? We ask Aunt Char about the Grammys (1:03:39), talk about Post Malone’s airplane, Jeff Bezos, and YEET it home.