Are you still reading these silly show notes? Honestly, bless your heart. You're a true Time Machiner. Or you’re just really bored at work.

Anyway, on this week's episode, Dave and Milt climb into the Time Machine and rocket back to June 21, 1975 — the land of lava lamps, fringe vests, and an absolutely bonkers Billboard Top 10 Albums chart. We’re talkin’ Elton, Earth, Wind & Fire, The Beach Boys, and even Alice Cooper giving us all the Welcome-to-My-Nightmare vibes (spoiler: it’s not a lullaby).

But wait — Milt’s back from Africa! That’s right, our Chartmeister went on a literal safari. Lions. Giraffes. Possibly cursed sand. He’s got stories, and Dave is mildly concerned for his health and sanity.

Oh, and intern Jack "The Fact Machine" Nathanson drops in to host a chaotic 80s music trivia quiz that somehow leads to Warrant, Mr. Roboto, David Lee Roth, and yes, Michael Bolton co-writing a KISS song. You can't make this stuff up.

The episode ends (because it has to) with the boys politely kicking some albums off the list and replacing them with stuff they actually like. Sorry, Chicago, but y’all were in your weird phase.

🕰️ Time-Stamps for the Attention-Deficit Among Us

00:00 – We’re back, baby

00:41 – Milt vs. The Jungle

01:15 – Yes, we had tech issues again

05:55 – Let’s actually talk about music

08:03 – Pele kicks a ball in America

13:00 – Tobey Maguire gets older, Jaws gets scarier

15:45 – The main event: Albums, baby!

16:09 – America’s greatest hits (no, literally)

24:47 – The Beach Boys sell out (but in a good way)

31:16 – Chicago tries weird stuff

36:41 – BTO does more than just takin’ care of biz

43:19 – Doobie Brothers before the McDonald era (prepare for harmonies)

48:30 – TRIVIA: It gets heated

50:27 – Warrant, Yes, Cinderella, Idol, Roth, Bolton(?!), Wolfgang Van Halen... it’s a TRIP

01:01:04 – Alice Cooper makes us question bedtime

01:12:15 – Tommy, can you hear me?

01:21:03 – Paul McCartney gets interplanetary with “Venus and Mars”

01:28:36 – And finally, Captain Fantastic sails in like only Elton can