I finally do another episode after more than 3 years. Has anything crazy happened since my last episode guys?

I go live talking about wanting to kill myself at work and reading some weird news stories. I just drank whiskey, this could be terrible. Don't miss it!

In this episode I joke about smoking cigars, the sandcastle murder scene a police department made, a dog who needs an intervention, and I play more audio from my standup comedy open mics. Also farts are funny, I don't care what you say. #Fartcast

I play a clip of me bombing from my first open mic stand-up comedy set, joke about my road trip to Florida, how Tennessee smelled bad, and the woman who tried to rip her boyfriend's balls off, TWICE.

On this weeks episode I joke about how I won't do it myself do matter how much DIY network I watch, I get a random topic and try to write stand-up for it, and a lady who takes her chicken WAY too seriously.

I talk about death for an entire episode of this comedy podcast. Maybe this was a bad idea.

I joke about the penis museum in Iceland, a taco truck that got shot at in California, plus Wrestlemania 32 and how crazy the early UFC was.

On this weeks episode I joke about Japan's penis festival, The guy who made a celebrity robot and is pretending like he's not having sex with it, tech news, and how I don't think I'm ready for the future.
This week's music is "Exotica" by Juanitos!

I tell you about the time I accidentally walked into a hippity hop store, joke about how white I am, and talk about bad cooking shows.
This week's featured music is "Coffee" by Josh Woodward. Go to joshwoodward.com for more of his awesome music!

I want to read your jokes on the air! I talk about my unhealthy love for coffee, my friend getting molested at the YMCA, and I get all inspirational about following your dreams.