2 Bald Dads

2 Bald Dads

By Chris and MattComedy
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2 Bald Dads episodes

  • 31. Nationally Blacklisted

    Greetings Dad Kissers! Pucker those juicy bois up and get ready for the audio smooching of a lifetime. The 2 Bald Crusaders have returned with another belter of an ep!


    This week we’ve got some rip-roaring dad moments for you to sink your danglers into. We’re talking yelling at other peoples POS kids and how to handle farmers markets bully l, we’re also talking our ongoing feud with the pharmacy!


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    39 min
  • 30. Extra Kid-ricular Activities

    Get back honky cats and set your state to aroused. The dads a back again this week for another schlocky shattering episode!


    This week we’re we’ve got a white hot topic for you to suckle on. We’re talking extra curricular kid activities. How do parents deal with the relentless requirement to keep our kids busy?!?! How much is too much? What about our other kids? Why is book week such a pain in the ass!? You’ll find out all this and more.


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    37 min
  • 29. The Winter Sick-Soldiers

    2 Bald Dads recoiled like a cobra ready to strike your ear holes with our audio venom!


    We’re back for another huge dad moments ep. Newsflash: it’s winter, we’re all sick. Sick like dawwwwg if you catch my drift?? We’re approaching sickness from either end of the age scale with some real interesting results. We’re also gonna find out what really goes down in a chemist warehouse - it’s more interesting than it sounds!


    Hot Miners is back this week with Olympic theme, we’ll be talking our favby games moments with a focus on the Raygun! Zap indeed.


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    37 min
  • Ask Dads Anything Pt2

    It’s been 5 long seasons since we open our hearts, minds and legs to the good people of the show. Alllllll the way back in season 1 we rolled out arguable one of our funniest episodes ever and now we’re running it back.


    Will we be able to recapture lightning in a bottle? You bet your bottom dollar we hope we can!


    We’re rerunning an ask dads anything, we’re 5 years wiser and the good people of the show want answers so here’s your opportunity to get to know the dads a little better.


    Big shout out to The Shaz with the assist.


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    36 min
  • Staying One Lesson Ahead of the Kids
    Get back honky cats, The Dads are in your neighbourhood and we’re creepin around searching for your ear holes.
    We’re back this bi-week with our bi-episodinal goodness. If you want it, we’ve got it!
    This week we’re chatting reminders of our advanced age and sexual decline as well as a dad hack from a hack dad, yikes!
    Hot Miners is back this week and we’re peering into the seedy underbelly of rouge local resident associations..spicy!!
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    36 min
  • 26. Kids #%*?ing Sing Songs, Ya Bish
    Yeah, you messing with some wet ass 2BD,
    Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass 2BD,
    Give me everything you got for this wet ass 2BD.
    That’s right freaks we are back and this time we mean biz-ness!
    This week we’re taking a detour and looking at the inappropriate songs that kids love and groove to even though their messages are less than ideal for little ears, let’s get a little spice people!
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    39 min
  • 25. Hello Kitty Horror Story
    What has 4 thumbs and delivers unsolicited parenting advice? 1 word: 2 Bald Dads! We’re back with some more audio-orgasms for your listening pleasure!
    It’s a huge dad moment ep this week, we’re talking what happens when one persons gift become another dads burden and we’re circling back to some classic/horrific small talk blunders.
    Hot Miners of the internet is back this week with a Hello Kitty Horror Story, it’s a hell of a ride!
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    35 min
  • 24. Birthday Blow Outs
    Dads are back and they are on fleek, no cap, no cap at all my fellow youths. You are not going to believe this but the dads are back!
    We’re back with a hot topique ep! What chit are we chatting this week?? Birthdays! Dusting off the old faithful birthday topic, but this time things have changed. The stakes have risen to heights never seen before!
    Listen in to find out how we tackle this meaty shaft!
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    39 min
  • 23. What Does the Kids Say?
    Howdy campers! Get the garlic and stakes cause the dads have risen from the dead and we’re want to suck your pod!
    We’re back with a huge dad moment so this week where we try to decipher what in the heckin funk our kids are saying to us and just how reliable are sibling translators?!
    For hot miners this week we’re heading gown to the deep caverns on the mine (Facebook) to talk through the dirty underbelly of the internet - adult bluey memes
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    36 min
  • 22. The Super Sub Shaz
    Better late than never...... Big Matt has been struck down by the deadly Dad-Flu and his absence has left a huge Macedonian hole in the Pod. So we've called in Chris' Wife, "The Shaz" and she's stepped up to take on the challenge.
    So we're talking newborns, tantrums, parenting 3 kids, and all the emotions involved!
    So strap in, strap on and enjoy!
    32 min

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Unsolicited parenting advice by two people who are unfit to give it.....