2 Birds, 1 Stone

In this episode Tanya and Andrea will let you know when the use of paralysis drugs and tongue amputation are appropriate, how to source out a doppelgänger to attend family functions in your stead, and how to navigate your ex living with their ex. You'll also learn fun tips such as whether or not you need a pinky finger, when to take down your dead dog shrine, and that there are always other dicks in the sea. They've also got some uplifting grief updates and a PSA about why women need to stop apologizing. 

After getting Covid from a cave orgy they did not attend, Andrea and Tanya are back to give you the advice you need. Including but not limited to: how long it takes to delete nude pics in the 21st century, what to do when your dad marries an asshole, how to effectively queer speed date, and why people who don’t like animals may or may not be sociopaths. It ends with a spoiler to their upcoming project: a collaborative novel.

In this episode, Andrea and Tanya cover a wide variety of topics that span from cat enemas to being done with flakey friends. Learn how and when it's okay to tell an ethically devised white lie, and why it's okay to end a friendship that's not working with a casual lawn fire. We'll ponder the intricacies of what's in Andrea's "Book of Secrets," and what song was playing when she was born on the precipice of her 40th birthday.     

Tanya and Andrea tell you about Nora's dog funeral, what it feels like to inhale human cremains, that it's ok to let people go, there's no shame in scratching your hibachi itch at a chain restaurant, how much we hate pandora jewelry, and that you should always TALK ABOUT IT.

In the first episode of 2022 Andrea & Tanya discuss how to properly give apologies (you're doing it wrong), why you shouldn't marry that d-bag Ronald, navigating the aftermath of a break-up between friends, and whether or not you should keep Granny's secrets. In addition they speak in whispers, fight over what to put inside of a break-up cake, conclude Ronald McDonald is an Alien, and Andrea copyrights her big lingerie for Grandma's idea.

In "Phil", Tanya and Andrea give you a grief update (you didn't ask for it, but here it is) and answer your questions about nonexistent diaries, tattoo peer pressure, how best to casually off someone, and everyone's dealbreaker - a man who only refers to women by describing their boobs. As a bonus, you'll learn about the joy of night-night ribbons. 

After a substantial hiatus, Tanya and Andrea are back. It's been a shit show. And we're here to tell you about it. It's a special episode, unlike any other. Pour yourself a stiff drink, break out the box of tissues, and let's steer through this shit together. 

Tanya and Andrea are here to say hi and give you a quick fix. We'll be back for realz on October 2.

In the 10th "decagon" episode, Tanya and Andrea talk about meeting Andrea's parents, nailing how to pronounce "folkehøgskole", mitigating belligerent best friends, creative ways to communicate "no" to a threesome inquiry, why we're now super into hacky'ing, and why dressing like a granny is a great idea.

In Episode 9, Tanya and Andrea talk about collecting human hair, sex talk with your family, sending mixed signals, misogynistic husbands, handsy angies, the bullshit stigma around being a bisexual man, and how to break the ice on a dating app.