Like Rocky's Robot Butler, we're here to serve and terrify you. Graham Bam Bigelow returns as a guest in studio to talk big wrestling news. We start off remembering Rick Bognar aka Fake Razor Ramon and the string of the "fake" wrestler gimmicks that plagued the 90s. Our main event however- AEW Dynamite premiered on the night of this recording and Nuthugger Alex has his hot takes. Also, NXT is kicking ass and RAW can't seem to escape cuck storylines.

Finally! Nuthugger Alex has returned to the studioooooooooooooooooo! We catch up on our favorite wrestling and wrestling accessories. The XFL is a hot topic on Alex's mind. But the main meat of the show is that AEW Dynamite starts next week! We go over what we'd like to see in their new show and what we hope they avoid. Join us on Facebook at the 2-Count Impact Zone or Tweet @2countKO to continue the conversation.

The Big Shope comes in to be this week's guest host. Tonight's topics: AEW ALL OUT, NXT: UK: CARDIFF, and the goddamn XFL. Yes, the XFL is still happening. Despite all evidence that it shouldn't, it's happening. The mind reels. Before the show's over, we also take a look at the recently released PWI500.

Looks like the WWE is upping their game in preparation to compete with upstart AEW. But is Vince making a solid game plan or is this leading to more chaos in the WWE? Also, "Kolton Cabana" (Two White Guys Talking Film Podcast) Skypes in! After we run down some WWE developments surrounding King of the Ring, he hits us with his top picks from the G1 Climax.

It's been a while, but tonight we have Austin 3:17 (@WelshCondor from Botchamania) back in the studio to guest host! We review a huge weekend of wrestling, from the G1 Climax to Takeover: Toronto to Summerslam. Little Jimmy has a good day at Summerslam; Austin has his quibbles with Natalyia. What did you think of The Fiend? Should Edge get back in the ring? Is Brock finally out of our lives? Get at us @2countKO

Dino's back baby! He's co-hoting tonight with Little Jimmy as we rundown a lot of wrestling news: G1 standings, NXT Takeover Toronto, and SummerSlam. And no, Producer Lars didn't screw up the intro- we just loved Dino so much, we just let him do bit after bit in our longest cold opening ever.

That's what this shows is tonight. Slow news in wrestling. but we get into the Raw Reunion and G1 Standings. Plus we take listener questions from Twitter @2countKO

First time guest Shane Gellar, who will now be known hereafter as "Gel in a Cell" in the 2-Count Universe, joins us to unpack a lot of wrestling from last weekend. We hit up Fight for the Fallen and then Extreme Rules. Also, Brock is champ again. MEh.

It's a full studio show tonight! Big wrestling weekend incoming! First up: AEW's Fight for the Fallen this Saturday. Then Sunday rolls around and we try to figure out the baffling booking of WWE's Extreme Rules.

Mikey in the Bank returns to a full studio show! We talk LGBQT issues in wrestling, review Stomping Grounds, and wresting-recast a beloved Internetz treasure from the past. Open up your StrongBad.EXE e-mails for more information.