Her boyfriend had a disturbing post-intimacy ritual she discovered & decided after 2 YEARS enough was enough. What would YOU do?

👇 Drop your take in the comments!

This episode might be our most unhinged yet. We kick off with a first date nightmare where the girl's PARENTS show up uninvited, know everything about him, and start talking about him as their future son-in-law. Then we tackle whether you're the AH for ignoring free company pizza. But the main event? A Reddit story so disturbing we had to warn you THREE times. Let's just say... you'll never look at Go-Gurt the same way again. Mike and Dylan break down the psychology, debate the red flags everyone missed, and try not to lose their lunch.

Plus: we react LIVE to the infamous CBAT song. You're not ready. #storytime #reddit #comedy

🗳️ After hearing the Go-Gurt story, what would YOU have done? Drop "LEAVE" or "THERAPY" in the comments! 👇

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Ex wants to keep our weird custody setup FOREVER, even after I'm getting married. Plus: estranged half-brother demands his share. What would you do? 👇Welcome to another chaotic episode of Two Daddies Judging Baddies! Today we're diving into two wild family drama stories that'll make you grateful for your own family dysfunction.Story #1: The Nesting Nightmare - This dad thought he had the perfect co-parenting setup: instead of the kids moving between houses, the PARENTS switch every two weeks. Eight years of this arrangement, and now that he's getting remarried, his ex suddenly doesn't want things to change. Her reason? "It's nice to have a break from my boyfriend." WHAT?!Story #2: The Half-Brother Inheritance Battle - When a father passes without a will, his estranged son (who he basically abandoned) shows up wanting his legal share of the estate. The "real" kids think he doesn't deserve anything since he wasn't really part of the family. But whose fault is that?Mike and Dylan bring their signature hot takes, personal stories, and somehow end up discussing Amish buggies, Game of Thrones, and Dylan's daughter's political opinions. Plus, Mike delivers a powerful message about breaking generational cycles that'll hit you right in the feels.Drop a comment: Would YOU let your ex keep living in your house after getting remarried? Or should the half-brother get his share of the inheritance? 👇

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Mike and Dylan tackle Reddit's wildest family drama yet: a father who expects his daughter to literally live as her dead grandmother. Plus workplace revenge, grief manipulation, and family enabling. Which story shocked you most? 👇

This episode brings four unbelievable Reddit stories that'll make you grateful for your own family dynamics. The main story features a daughter named after her late grandmother who's been living under crushing expectations to "honor the legacy" of someone she never met. When she finally snaps and decides to change her name, her father's reaction is... well, you'll have to hear it to believe it.

We also dive into the most satisfying workplace karma story where a terrible coworker accidentally reports her own misconduct to HR, a husband who drops his kids off during his wife's grief counseling session (yes, really), and a homeless brother who thinks he's entitled to house-sit in a home filled with valuable business equipment.

Mike and Dylan break down the psychology of toxic family expectations, weaponized grief, enabling versus helping, and why sometimes the best boundary is a complete break. These stories hit different, and the guys don't hold back on their takes.

Drop a comment: Would you change your name to escape family pressure? Have you ever had a coworker destroy themselves? Let us know! 👇

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Ever had a neighbor who just won't stop being inconsiderate? This week's Reddit story is PEAK petty revenge. A listener shares how their new neighbor kept blocking their bike with an expensive vintage motorcycle in their tiny Porto apartment building entryway. After asking nicely didn't work, they found a creative solution involving the buildings intercom system...

But that's not all! Mike shares possibly the most ridiculous arrest story we've ever heard, involving hiding in a closet, an Iron Man toy, and the most awkward police search ever. Plus, the guys discuss why they're toning down the explicit content (spoiler: they might have gone too far) and share surprisingly good parenting advice about anatomical terminology.

PLUS: an epic fake break-in prank that went too far, a sister with wedding demands, and the mock pharmaceutical commercial you didn't know you needed.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 Cold Open & Intro
• 00:02:12 Story #1: Bike Blocked by Motorcycle (Petty Revenge)
• 00:10:08 Story #2: Sister Wants Special Wedding Role
• 00:11:40 "Sugitdafkup" Commercial
• 00:23:52 Tangent: Coworker's Cheating Wife Stories
• 00:40:44 Mike's Criminal History & Court Stories
• 00:50:15 Story #3: Fake Break-In Prank Gone Wrong
• 01:05:13 Mike's Arrest Story (Iron Man Toy)
• 01:06:34 Content Evolution Discussion
• 01:07:09 Parenting & Proper Terminology

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Mike and Dylan tackle a wild Pro Revenge story about outsmarting a greedy landlord who tried to gazump a redditor out of their dream property. But first, they introduce their new self-regulation system: R-L-K-Y-S (you'll have to listen to find out what it means).

The main story follows tenants who got played by a landlord accepting a higher offer after agreeing to theirs - but these renters weren't going down without a fight. What happens next is pure revenge gold.

Plus, Mike shares an absolutely chaotic tangent about buying ice cream for an entire kindergarten class and nearly starting World War III with his wife. It's the perfect blend of wholesome dad energy and complete chaos.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 Cold Open & Intro
• 00:00:50 R-L-K-Y-S: The New Content Warning
• 00:02:30 Pro Revenge: Reverse Gazumping A Greedy Landlord
• 00:10:00 Motorcycle Gang Tangent (Without Motorcycles)
• 00:19:16 Guy Stuck In Girlfriend's House All Night
• 00:37:55 Mike's Brother's Heartbreak & Evanescence
• 00:40:24 Bar Fight With Dad & Kid Story
• 00:46:57 Sister-In-Law Always "Forgets" Her Wallet
• 01:03:00 Mike's Kindergarten Ice Cream Controversy
• 01:07:37 Does Sexuality Make Stories Better?
• 01:08:00 Wrap-Up & See You Next Time

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Mike and Dylan tackle some of Reddit's wildest stories in this chaotic episode! From a bride who served different cakes to different family members (pineapple chocolate chunk?! 🤢), to a devastating 3-year update from the guy who secretly quit his job to be a Twitch streamer, to possibly the most awkward camping trip in human history.

⚠️ This episode gets VERY spicy, especially after the 38-minute mark. Not safe for work!

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 Cold Open - Labor Lama Business Talk
• 00:02:12 "Snark" Discussion & Episode Tease
• 00:03:20 Story 1: Malicious Compliance Boss Drama
• 00:15:00 Story 2: Twitch Streamer Update - Where Is He Now?
• 00:24:30 Story 3: The Wedding Cake Controversy Begins
• 00:37:00 Story 4: How She Dropped $5K Medical Bills
• 00:40:30 NSFW Warning - Story 5 Begins
• 00:41:00 Story 5: The Camping Sex Plan Gone Wrong
• 00:51:00 Extended Discussion: Physical Preferences & "Having a Type"
• 00:59:00 Blonde Hair & Blue Eyes Debate
• 01:10:30 Overcompensating Jokes
• 01:12:00 Closing Remarks & CTAs

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Ever walked in on your parents at the WORST possible moment? One listener did, and the trauma is REAL. Mike and Dylan react to Reddit's most mortifying stories including a catastrophic game room incident, a worker who quit after cancer surgery when their boss denied a break, and the ultimate parking lot justice story involving a porta potty crash you have to hear to believe.

From traumatic childhood memories to entitled parents getting instant karma, this episode has it all. Plus: Mike and Dylan discuss Spotify's confusing metrics, teaching 12-year-olds to drive, and why you should ALWAYS knock before entering ANY room in your parents' house.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 Intro & Spotify Rant
• 00:03:54 TIFU: Walking In On Parents
• 00:10:00 Mike & Dylan's Trauma Stories
• 00:22:43 Petty Revenge: Gym Dickish Kid
• 00:24:46 Petty Revenge: Cancer Surgery Job Quit
• 00:30:01 Malicious Compliance: Parking Lot Justice
• 00:48:00 Porta Potty Destruction & Arrest
• 01:01:05 Outro & Where to Find Us

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What happens when you get slapped by a guy in high school? According to Mike... you end up with his sister. In this absolutely UNHINGED bonus episode, Mike and Dylan dive deep into chaotic high school stories, questionable decisions, and the wildest anti-bullying PSA you'll ever hear.

From comparing drugs for game show performance to Mike's legendary reputation spreading through his entire 9th grade class, this conversation goes places you never expected. The guys discuss everything from dirty sodas to why you should really think twice about who you bully.

Fair warning: This episode is for mature audiences only. Mike and Dylan hold absolutely nothing back in this bonus content, delivering the raw, unfiltered conversations that make MADHD and 2DJB podcasts legendary.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Dirty Sodas & Drunk Recording
• 00:03:34 - Mike's Gullet & Megan Collab Dreams
• 00:05:00 - Reddit Culture Appropriation
• 00:14:15 - Sledding on a Leather Jacket
• 00:17:00 - Grandpa's "Ear Sugar" Nightmare
• 00:27:00 - Trans Friend & Friendship Changes
• 00:40:59 - Ex-Girlfriend Funeral Drama
• 00:54:14 - Petty Revenge: The Snark Bus Story
• 00:57:00 - Mike Gets Bullied in School
• 01:07:46 - Eating Kitty Reputation & Anti-Bullying PSA

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Welcome to the CHAOS! This episode is PACKED with Reddit's most insane stories - from medical emergencies to jaw-dropping revenge plots.

Mike and Dylan dive into a collection of TIFU stories, r/PettyRevenge tales, and AITAH drama that'll have you screaming at your screen.

First up: a guy who learned the HARD way why magnetic toys shouldn't go where the sun don't shine (yes, there's a hospital update). Then we've got petty revenge that accidentally destroyed a marriage, a workplace sabotage masterclass, and a "cute" food preference that exposed a 6-year relationship built on lies and predatory behavior.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:07 - Welcome & Episode Setup
• 00:03:09 - TIFU: The Bucky Balls Medical Disaster
• 00:11:20 - Hospital Update & X-Ray Results
• 00:21:58 - TIFU: Church Fart Betrayal
• 00:29:36 - Revenge: The Real Estate Agent Takedown
• 00:36:16 - Malicious Compliance: Excel Sabotage at Work
• 00:43:28 - AITA: Spaghetti Sauce & Dating a Child
• 00:51:45 - AITA: "I Don't Want to Be Responsible"
• 01:00:27 - Wrap-Up & Podcast Announcements

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This week we've got THREE wild Reddit stories that'll have you questioning everything about friendship, relationships, and basic human decency.

First up: A woman's best friend hid her entire pregnancy and then had a devastating miscarriage. Now that the friend has recovered, the OP wants nothing to do with her - not because of the loss, but because of all the lying and secrecy. Is she heartless or justified?

Then: A boyfriend's friends call his girlfriend a "butterface" (good body, ugly face) & she overhears it... and he AGREES with them. Mike and Dylan are absolutely FURIOUS about this one.

Finally: A woman with a cocaine addiction and her husband who's had enough. This one's quick but hits different.

Plus, Mike and Dylan announce the big podcast schedule change (3 episodes of 2DJB per week!), Dylan opens up about his journey through loneliness and solo road trips, and the guys debate whether anxiety is actually a superpower in crisis situations.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 Intro & Welcome to Two Daddies

• 00:02:03 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: The 3:1 Split
• 00:05:40 Pre-Story Banter & Trigger Warnings Discussion
• 00:09:00 Quick Story: Inheritance Drama
• 00:15:36 STORY #1: "Friend Hid Her Pregnancy"
• 00:18:34 Story #1 Full Reading Begins
• 00:33:12 Story #1 Update
• 00:39:29 Story #1 Reactions & Verdict
• 00:43:46 Transition to Story #2
• 00:45:21 STORY #2: "Boyfriend Calls Me Butterface"
• 00:45:32 TRIGGER WARNING: Body Shaming, Misogyny
• 01:01:15 Story #2 Reactions (Mike & Dylan Are PISSED)
• 01:08:40 STORY #3: "Leaving My Cocaine-Addicted Wife"
• 01:16:15 Personal Discussion: Dylan's Loneliness Journey
• 01:19:54 Dylan's Solo Road Trip & Mountain Adventures
• 01:21:50 Is Anxiety Actually A Superpower?
• 01:22:25 Outro

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