That's right guys, Carrie and Sarah chose to watch this BS, so you didn't have to. If you choose to watch this, well that's on you. Maybe not so much a trigger warning, but a definite call out to the ageism in this episode. Like wow, didn't realize people were basically dead when they hit 60. Has anyone told William Shatner? Anyways, godspeed, sorry about... well... everything. 

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This week with Carrie and Sarah, the one where Bones becomes a daddy. Much like you would expect in the episode where that happens, we also have a trigger warning for violence against women, even if it's a barbarian culture where she's real into that, and Carrie and Sarah... mostly Sarah... make some real off color jokes about babies. Also, maybe like a trigger warning for men telling women what to do with their bodies and offspring... that's pretty relevant right now. Bones is a POS. Enjoy.

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Carrie and Sarah delve into Spock's complex trauma, but at least that's the only real trigger warning (manipulative and distant parents)! And you get to meet Spock's parents, who aren't at all manipulative, or distant. It's fine, everything is fine, a perfectly normal family dynamic. Still somehow, kind of a fun episode though.

Two very important things this episode. 1. Carrie and Sarah are back from hiatus with a very special guest, Jessica, on a very special episode of 2 Drunk 2 Trek. 2. TRIGGER WARNINGS! Mostly trigger warnings for transphobia, maybe even some homophobia, definitely some you're not loveable if you're ugly, oh and a dash of "what's consent?", and then just some good ol' fashioned cis-gendered elitism sprinkled throughout. This episode was rough guys. You might not think it at first, but, well, just you wait. 

Okay, listen guys, is this almost 2 hours? Yes, sure, but also Carrie and Sarah are really funny. A good 10+ minutes is just them lamenting that Dan Macken chose his business, Docking Bay 93, over this podcast that doesn't pay him anything. Oh yeah, and Harry Mudd is back in this episode, if the name didn't give it away. Also, Sarah laughed so hard at her own joke she cried.

This is one SPoooOOOoooOOOKY episode! Join Carrie and Sarah while they try to find any meaning it, and also discuss the rad outfits. That's it really. Not a lot of substance to this one.

Damn it guys, we made it pretty long not needing a trigger warning, but this week Carrie and Sarah get pretty deep into conversations on survivor's guilt, situational trauma, and suicide. So, be prepared for that. The rest of the episode is not at all triggering... unless you've been watching TOS for a year, and you're us, and you had to make it. 

This week's episode is called The Apple, or if you hold your tongue and say it, The Kirk. Carrie and Sarah have a pretty good time talking about all the plots that got away in this one, and they solve nothing. Enjoy!

Since it's a day late this week, Carrie and Sarah are serving you up an almost two hour episode! Jk, that's not why it's long, they just talk so much. This episode has so many almost trigger warnings that end up being okay, that's it's like it just needs a general trigger warning for anxiety over something that never happens. Kind of like the rest of the world right now. The good news is, it's about an alternate universe where the episode could have sucked more than it did.

Sorry we missed a week guys! To make up for it, enjoy this very normal episode of 2 Drunk 2 Trek where Carrie and Sarah do nothing out of the ordinary, but Star Trek takes a giant leap and passes the Bechdel Test! Talk about exciting! Everything else sucked though. ENJOY!