Introducing Tita Lumen, our foreign correspondent mula sa batisan ng Mindoro sa aming balitang beki. Showbiz chismis with Tita Lumen's own brand of social distancing. Nag reach out din kami sa Asia's Top Model Jodilly Pendre and her experiences of lockdown in Melbourne. Ang saya!

We touched on latest news including the new unkabogable network, a trans woman advocate, and the new normal...including Bunnings Karen - ang matalinong tanga!

Pakinggan ang bagong segment - baklitang beki and our thoughts on the pandemic. 

After a brief period of silence we are back with our test broadcast. Send us some feedback of how we sound - still doing some tweaks on the mics.

Part 2 of Girls' night out with the 2 Fat Fairies. We talked about bad sex, size, pick-up lines, some app ideas for a dating site. 

Mas nakakakiliti itang episode na ito. Napagusapan kung ano ang bad sex and some ideas for dating apps where you can rate the person...parang uber lang. 

March is Women's month and we guested 3 gorgeous women to talk about dating and love in the age of swiping...those wonderful hook up and dating sites, darlings...where your fingers literally do the searching. 

Mostly in English, but guaranteed na masaya at nakakakiliti ang mga usapan sa episode. Naaliw kami ng todo sa usapan kaya humaba ng dalawang oras so we had to cut the episode into two parts...parang Twilight lang. 

This was recorded pre-lockdown, when we could still have small gatherings - nakakamiss those times. So guysts, here is part 1 of Girls' night out with the 2 fat fairies. 

We talked about weird Filipino quotes that are normally expressed out of frustration, anger or extreme emotions. Naki chismis na rin kami sa kasalang Sarah and Matteo with our insights on parenting at tutuo bang muntik ng manghiram ng mukha sa aso si bodyguard. Baklese 101 features 3 beki words - mudras, pudra at kuda.

We talked about financial readiness before, during and after a relationship. What is STD - sexually transmitted debt - and planning for your financial future as a couple. Featuring Michelle Baltazar, a well-known Australian-Filipina in the financial circle, and a surprise guest who brought a powerful fart in the conversation. Baklese 101 word for the week is jowa and shobetrina. This episode is 90% in English. 

We received a letter from one of our listeners about the cancellation of his permit  and offered advice about his love life, coming out and the impact of his father's decision. Napapanahon. Baklese 101 word for the week is paminta. This episode is in Tagalog and English (Taglish). 

This podcast features Baklese 101 - word for the week...kabog...and our main topic for the week - how to be an ethical tourist according to the 2 fat fairies. 

Safety, security, itinerary, communication and packing tips we picked up on our travels.