From the fireside of California to the brutal winter of Alaska; Buck learns it's kill or be killed for this mutt. That won't stop him from becoming a legend though. He'll literally bite your throat out. Don't play with the boy

This week we read Animal Farm by George Orwell. Animals take over their farm for freedom only to be enslaved by pigs. You give a mediocre male the tiniest bit of power....You want a dictatorship?? This is how you get dictatorships. This is why reading is important.

Awfully bad attitude to have with a name like

Get in nerds! We're reading Beowulf. In a battle of bad neighbors only a true warrior can save the Danes. You've never fought 9 sea monsters while in a swimming competition? You don't have the grip strength of 30 men? Loser.

This week we read a story about the 2nd most dangerous game next to clubbing at Parliament House in Orlando circa 2013. Written by Richard Connell. Zaroff is just passionate about his hobby guys. Rainsford just needs to get into the spirit of the game. What? Y'all don't be hunting humans?? Follow us for more open water survival tips.

In this Arthur Miller play 15 people die, because a farmer cheats on his wife. Fake witches, fake Christians, but real treachery. The lies of the many outweigh the truth of the few in 1600's Salem.

This week we read The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. Why go to therapy when you could take drugs to split your personality and let the worst version of yourself wreak havoc? Why get a hobby when you could stalk an acquaintance just to know their business?

Mary Shelley really put her foot in this one. Put all your thoughts on this book aside. Dr. Frankenstein is the OG deadbeat dad. The "monster" is just trying to make friends...and take revenge...We swear it's justifiable though!

Another dose of Edgar Allan Poe. We're keeping it light this time though. One's a story about a bird!...triggering a man to spiral into grief. There's a party in the other one!...with the backset of a bloody pandemic. Super light!

What's a little wine, guilt, and murder among friends?