Sandy and Carolyn HATE wearing bras and here's how they celebrate the holiday today!

Carolyn tried to ask a guy out and failed MISERABLY! Sandy feels SUPER guilty about her weekend!

An anonymous fan of our podcast had a super awkward moment with her hubby and is asking for our opinion!

Sandy and Carolyn are doing an endorsement at work and they don't know how to handle it! Also, Sandy wants to buy some new "footwear" that Carolyn thinks will solidify her single status forever!

The bottom line is this. Carolyn ate a fart at work and had to tell Sandy about it. Then the girls discussed farting in front of their parents and their parents farting in front of them!

Sandy tore it up in Vegas this weekend (spoiler alert: Not really!) and Carolyn went to her nephew's soccer game and tried to maintain focus.

What "living life on the edge" means to us!

Do you know what Butt Butter is? Sandy does and she explains it in detail in this podcast! Plus the girls talk about how they've basically given up in life (hint: Carolyn has stopped cleaning her toilet).

Sandy and Carolyn address an email from a fan who wants to know what he is supposed to call women (Cute? Gorgeous? Beautiful?)

Sandy chasing after a guy that she doesn't even know makes her realize how nuts she is! Carolyn's bedtime schedule is RIDICULOUS and she should be embarrassed!