Honestly there is not much to say about this one, we talk a lot about salt and Chris Pratt's dad. That's really about it. Crazy how this episode is over an hour long. You know what, I just remembered that we also talked about the Kardashians and toddler biting duels. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, we did also talk a little about Noah's favorite show to hate, Breaking Bad.

Can you P me some RS?

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Would you like to talk to us some more about Chris Pratt's dad, or Kristen Bell's hot bod?

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This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

Victoria Beckham has been directly challenged in this episode for the title Posh Spice. She has until 5/14/23 23:59  UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) to accept the challenge and duel Colton for the rights; otherwise, the title will be forfeited to Colton by default. If you are Victoria Beckham or are an associate of her, email all correspondence of the challenge to one of the two following emails:

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Out of courtesy, Colton has elected to let Victoria Beckham defend her title with a 1 vs 1 challenge of her choice. If you are listening to this and you happen to know someone who could potentially get this challenge closer to Victoria, please send it their way.

Colton teaches you how to play a game of "Mental Nazi" (you don't have to be a Jew if you don't want), Communist America has everyone working at Menards (save big money, save big money, when you shop Menards), and there is a weird guy selling baby fingers (don't worry, he says it's legal). There is also a brand new superhero abound in this episode, and he invented a brand new type of toothpaste. Icarus is back, there is another cryptid out there, and Colton is working his way to a Nobel prize.

Have you seen the literal monkey that I came to school with? His name is Kevin.

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If you are from Croatia send an email here to let Colton know. He will pass that information on to Noah.

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This is a link to the Zapruder film footage. Only click this link if you are listening on Spotify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygFbCK2V5Y

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

Being the first ever list episode ever, we decide to take answer questions extremely seriously. If you listen to this in it's entirety, I think we talk about how to scam taxis for free money, how to handcuff a one armed homosexual bull, and a baby the is only a leg...yeah...I don't really know. But I do know that we find out who the person is that's been giving us all these questions.

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Everyone has been asking us to talk really in depth about Ingvar's balls, so we do that in this episode. This is also the first time we publicly talk about our shared experience with a police escort. We believe people should know the truth, so we spend some time talking about Major Science Nature. Before this episode description is over, I would just like to remind you that if you are going to shoot the sheriff, you should probably also shoot the deputy.

P.S. the next full episode will be posted in less than 1,700 Shouts.

Did you understand all of the subtle callbacks in this episode? Did you catch any of the fake callbacks that we made up just for this episode?

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How many grandfather clocks have you stolen from parties before blowing them up?

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There is a lot of talk in this episode that shows our lack of knowledge on the Harry Potter universe, but that's ok because we also mention the worst song ever composed. We also talk about why towels are wet...or something...honestly I don't really remember the other questions from this episode.

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Please email us if you know who the really hot teacher is in this picture. No, I'm not talking about Dumbledorf.

https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/hogwarts-professors/images/32796529/title/hogwarts-professors-wallpaper-wallpaper

We are required by law to mention Cricket Wireless, but apparently they don't really care what we have to say about them. I'd really like to know who's tush fits this glass saddle, amd there's also a really weird donkey of the night

Do you know how tobplay the ukulele with a stream of urine?

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Send us sound bites here and we'll never use them.

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This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

We got a whale man on this episode. We are also trading peppers for thoughts, both are viable currencies. And just for good measure let's also talk about suicide.

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WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A NO NO WORD. AGAINST ALL EFFORTS, THIS WAS A MANDATORY ADDITION TO THE EPISODE IN ORDER TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT OF WHAT WAS BEING STATED. ALSO THIS EPISODE IS OVERWHELMINGLY SANS DIEGO.

This is a depressing episode. It starts out with news of a great loss of something both hosts worked extremely hard over the last year to collect. We do a deep dive into the origins of some ancient anecdotes, and learn about what the racist bearded men in the mountains are always up to.

If you listen carefully, this episode is also a "man with chainsaw cuts down a telephone pole in real time ASMR" episode.

Have you ever read the Book of Dipus? Dipus 2:18 is probably our favorite.

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Have you ever had a brain bleed? Let us know what you did to stop it.

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Zumbrota Ford ad referenced in this audio that was promised to be in the show notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxUoVO4DwM

This is the second half of the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

Be prepared, this episode may just contain the highest class joke you have ever heard. We are not responsible if your consciousness ascends to a higher plane of existence after listening to it. It is simply impossible to overstate just how powerful this pun is. If your life does not immediately improve and/or you do not transcend into existence itself, please listen to the episode again because you have failed to understand what was said.

Let us know all the ways this episode has helped bring you peace, and happiness. 

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