No one on the planet has ever microwaved a Pop-tart until now, even though there are clear instructions written on the box. We learn all about proprietary eponyms, and dissect the true hidden meaning behind all of MLK's speeches. Also, everyone's favorite, Surge, shows up for for an amazing ad read! Hopefully Mike Cord doesn't get mad at us for this one.

P. S. I made the thumbnail for this episode a nickel.

Would you like to purchase some big orange lemons since you don't know the secret squash recipe?

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What is your favorite frame of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)?

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This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

After all this time, we finally answer the final question...in the first twenty five. It's a really good question, and it really makes us think. It doesn't make us think for too long though, that's why this is a short episode.

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Hello passengers! This is your mailbox speaking. We have a quick safety video for you to watch before we take flight. It is essential to prepare for this to be the craziest flight in United States Punited States history. Listen to every word that all of the U.S. Marshalls say, and they might be able to help you find me...the pilot...I'm missing and you don't know if maybe I'm one of the passengers or not. Good luck, passengers.

Are you a foot pee-er or a house pee-er?

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If you are looking for a flight buddy, let me know. I may be open to it if you need someone that can make a bomb in a pinch.

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Trying to change up the formula, we get the answer before we get the question in this one. That's all there is to it. Simple concept...amazing execution.

Do you also miss Rhodesia?

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No one knows the true origins of Michael Jordan...except for us. We will walk you through the formative years of his life in our brand new screen play. You will learn how, against all odds, he fought through thick and thin and his thickened skin to make his dreams a reality. Michael turned his weaknesses into strengths, and grew into his life as a hero. Also, Alex Trebek died of pancreatic cancer...everyone knows that.

What is your favorite type of cancer?

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Would you like to join the Salivation Army?

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This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

We talk about life, death, dumb questions, and what song we would want to torture ourselves with for the rest of our lives. Short, sweet, and there's no point.

What song would you pick?

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Would you like to be Alive and blind or dead if you could still see?

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This episode is not sponsored by Brylcreem...if you get that joke, you are a freak.

We start off by serenading your senses with our blissful tunes, before immediately tackling the racism behind the board game "Clue" (also known as Cluedo) and explaining why Mario is a menace to The Mushroom Kingdom. Noah brings up his favorite topic of conversation, Colton's Grandma is dead now, and we read some pretty cool middle riddles toward the end. All three things listed in the last sentence are accurate. Also, Gum...Man or Mint?

Rest In Peace Nancy David Koresh Jakobson. *Dab*

Michael Jackson's thriller is the new dab now. Let us know what you think

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Do you know what the Ebu Gogo sounds like?

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There was no way to fit it nicely into the episode, but here is a link to a cool Travelocity gnome commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK6oBSMDfgE

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

The questions in this one are...questionable...to say the least. Not nearly as good as the first one was, but we will endure nevertheless. In this episode we talk about all of the cool and wacky gamer shirts out there, and Noah gets a very important call.

What is your favorite gamer shirt?

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Would you eat at a restaurant that is willing to employ bald people?

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This episode is actually crazy. We talk about what Columbus was doing in Native America, and Amerigo did when he saw it. We go through every single element and decide whether or not it would work as a chemical in a pool. Also, we talk about the worst news source that we have no choice but to listen to as it slowly crushes what little spirit we have left. Those are the only things we talk about in this episode. Seriously, there isn't any other topic that comes up at any point in the episode.

Do you want us to double your salary forever if you quit your job right now?

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Would you put Einsteinium in your pool?

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We were this close "--" to starting a cool news outlet based solely around cheese news to spite Cheddar news, but it turns out it already exists, and it is better than we would ever be able to pull off. So, we aren't going to do it now, but you should check it out.

https://www.cheesemarketnews.com

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.

What would you do if you came across a body in a hotel room? Would you ignore it? Maybe you would do you duty as a civilian and immediately alert all the other hotel guests.

What would you do if you came across an active murder? Would you offer to help? Maybe you would rub your hands all over the walls.

What would you do if you could email us? Would you rewrite "The Matter of Britain" in Shakespearean prose?

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Maybe you would call us out for peeking into open hotel rooms.

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