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This is part 2 of the diary trilogy. In this one we are going over the community's concerns about the article we read in the first part.

Send us an email if you need more personal advice about starting your own diary.

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If you can somehow manage to decode the message I wrote in the description before the next episode is released, send it here and I will probably super vaguely mention the fact that you did it at some point...maybe.

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There are too many people with useless powers out there in the world. We are going to discuss a few of the most prominent ones. Super Soak, Holiday Man, and Johnny Appleseed are the really well known ones. We also touch on Mosquito Man, Sheep Man, Chameleon Man, Ski Man, and Johnny Cherrypit -- though you may not recognize them by name, they have also made an impact on the world.

If you don't like this episode, you can go hockey puck yourself.

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Let us know if you want to take part in our new charity for kids born without skis.

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How to start a diary AKA how to start a journal if you are too insecure to call it what it is.

We go through all of the steps needed to get you on the right path to writing all your thoughts, feelings, quotes, and miscellaneous prompts.

To diary or not to diary, that is the question.

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To journal or not to journal, that is a different question.

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We are talking about how easy domestic terrorism is in this one folks. But on a lighter note, we also discuss the seven deadly sins. Also, get ready to chuckle your head off, because there is some physical comedy in this one that is really funny if you see it.

We brought back some old classics in this one for a little Easter egg. Let us know if you noticed when we talked about hot air balloons, 9/11, and the mayo clinic. You might not catch all three on your first listen.

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Turns out Ja Rule is a rapper and not the same as the toy company Ja-Ru (the leading supplier of high-impulse toys throughout the world). I personally think it is accidentally funnier if you picture a store that only sells Ja Rule branded toys.

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This is an episode that literally nobody was waiting for, and literally nobody wanted. We talk about Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. I'd put more effort into this description, but I really just don't want to think about this movie any more if I'm being honest. Just do me a favor and don't ever watch this movie. Thanks.

DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!

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I'M ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.

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This episode is everything you could ever want. I mean there is talk about gum fairies, there is learning about grammar, most importantly we talk about getting your baby sitter to read you a Victoria's Secret magazine while your friend walks the prank all over the underside of your bed

Think you can beat Noah in a typing battle? Challenge accepted.

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Do you know the answer to Colton's question? (Can the first floor be above the second floor?)

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Did you just move into a new place and don't know how to introduce yourself to your neighbors? Well, we actually have just the questions to help you out. You're welcome.

Let us know if these questions were helpful for you

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Are you interested in babysitting?

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We are shrinking cities and offending Italians in this one. In 2096 there will be 91 states, the 41 new ones are as follows:

East Dakota, East West Dakota, West West Dakota, Northeast Dakota, Southeast Dakota, Northwest Dakota, Southwest Dakota, North Northeast Dakota, South Northeast Dakota, North Southeast Dakota, South Southeast Dakota, North Northwest Dakota, South Northwest Dakota, North Southwest Dakota, South Southwest Dakota, Middle Dakota, Up Dakota, Down Dakota, Upper Dakota, Downer Dakota, Uppest Dakota, Downest Dakota, Middler Dakota, Middlest Dakota, Top Dakota, Bottom Dakota, High Dakota, Low Dakota, Higher Dakota, Lower Dakota, Highest Dakota, Lowest Dakota, New Dakota, Dakota Dakota, Atokad Dakota, Da Kotada Kota, Another Dakota, Newer Dakota, Dakota Non Grata, Dakotaville, and Newest Dakota

If you want to sign a document in support of the 38th amendment...do it

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If you want to sign a petition against the 38th amendment...don't do it

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You are not going to believe this. I literally pulled this audio from the depths of the Gleep archives. It was recorded easily over 3 months ago, and was completely lost to time until about 20 minutes ago when I found it. Wow. That's a really cool story.

What is your favorite Wi-Fi name that you've seen?

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Send a message to Colton letting him know that he isn't the milk fiend that everyone makes him out to be.

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Brad, it's your father...Mike. You are the reason your mother and I separated. You are the worst son. As soon as I learned that you were still alive all these years later, I knew that I needed to kill myself. A little bit off track, but the guy that owns this house -- where my body was seemingly thrown from the roof -- had nothing to do with my death, and is actually a pretty nice guy. Actually, now that I think of it, he deserves all of my money, and you deserve none, Brad. You are terrible and I hate you forever.

If you have access to Mike's money, let us know and we will find the proper authorities

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If you hate Brad as much as everyone else, let us know.

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