2 Guys Talk About Games

No, we're not ending the podcast. But, the entire industry may be going down the tubes. Listen to us express our disappointment with the 3 major video game companies.

Also, we found a way to talk about Fallout again.

In this week's slightly inebriated episode, we discover that E3 doesn't have much for us. In fact, it's for suckers. We discover that Microsoft Kinect probably isn't sensitive enough to do anything useful. Sony makes their dildo controller look somewhat appealing. Then, Nintendo announces a new console and steals the show. Then, we talk about games that are months (and in some cases years) old. For some reason, we don't play the new games. Except on the iPHONE! (But no one believes me.)

Now with fewer jokes and even more boring news. Por Ejemplo, did you know J Allard is leaving Microsoft? Do you even care? If you think that's interesting, you'll be blown away by Ubisoft's new game cases: THEY ARE MADE OF RECYCLED PLASTIC. I know. I just blew your mind. Your mind is mutating. Just like the new mutation game modes in Left 4 Dead 2. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? The only thing more impressive is getting your wife to play video games. WE HAVE DONE THAT. Sometimes, we even find time to play games ourselves. Like Fallout 3. YES, WE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE ALECK TALK ABOUT FALLOUT. Prepare to be amazed.

Thanks to Jamie and our 3 other fans for making this podcast possible.

Pat Says: Go buy Arkham Asylum. Right now.

Aleck Says: Go buy Scribblenauts.

Aaron Agrees.

Cleverness abounds in this fine episode as we cover amazing topics such as the Sims 3, Matthew Mcconaughey, and very hot tomatos. Of course we might actually talk about video games as well. Come listen!

This week we bring you news of the large chunks of plastic that made their debut at E3. Then, Aleck gives us a preview of the voices you'll find in the GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony. Then Pat give us gives us a glimpse into a world of endless imagination: Scribblenauts.

This week we bring you are E3 roundup of the announcements from all 3 giant press conferences. Microsoft is up first with project Natal; a system that will totally revolutionize video games if it's actually real. (It's not). MS isn't the only company joining the motion controlled party. Sony has a new controller that looks a little to much like a sex toy. Luckily, it looks like a sword when it's on the screen. Nintendo doesn't want to be left out and you're not going to believe what they announce.

Also, You might notice that the Wii sales numbers I mention are totally made up.

Duke Nukem Forever can't seem to get a break. Now that 3D Realms has closed, it never will. After we lament our loss, we discover that Second Life is opening an ADULTS ONLY continent. After we get the virtual rape jokes out of the way (I am so sorry) we discover that Grand Theft Auto may not be as popular. After that, Aleck becomes sick of being nagged by his DS. Luckily, Pat's GBA still has some life in it.

In this weeks exciting episode, we cover the packaging of Patapon 2: Now with 100% less disc. However, Tiger Woods 10 for Wii has 100% more disc (golf.) Of course, Now that Peggle and WoW have been combined, the apocalypse is nigh.

CHOO CHOO!

It wouldn't be a podcast if we didn't talk about Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3: They're still good.

In case you were wondering, this podcast never ends.

The iPhone games are starting to look cool. But, not quite cool enough for us to buy an iPhone. However, nothing is stopping people from buying extra Wii Remotes. Gamestop may want our games, but we're not selling. Vin Diesel founded a development studio to put himself in games. You've been waiting for it, and we finally have our impressions of Resident Evil 5. SPOILER ALERT: We like it. A lot. Also, we've played Street Fighter IV. SPOLER ALERT II: We think it's ok. Of course we don't only play new games. I've been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XII and It's great.