2 Guys Talk About Games

In this week's inebriated episode, we give our condolences to the Xbox Live user who was banner for being a lesbian. Next, the news tsunami begins as 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand blows our minds away. Then, the Xbox community games rub us in all the right places. When the waves have washed over us, Aleck and I make a playdate pact for Resident Evil 5. After fending off the zombies, we discover what the world has always known: macs suck for games. However, The PS3 is awesome for downloadable games. Then, believe it or not, we are still finding new things to talk about in Left 4 Dead.

BTW, Aleck loves his new hat.

We've been doing some experimenting with our recording setup and I've excited to say that WE HAVE TOTALLY FAILED. I'm really sorry about my voice on this one. We won't let this happen again.

Speaking of screwups, Aleck thinks that copy protection that breaks games is a stupid practice. We'd love to offer you the details on RE:5, but Aleck and I forgot to play the demo. Instead, Aleck decided to deepend his Fallout addiction. Luckily, I've done some hard-hitting research (wikipedia) on Media Molecule. After we discuss the amazingness of Little Big Planet, the new Puzzle Quest is even more awesome in space. You can even play Puzzle Quest on a DSi with TWO CAMERAS. After that, Aleck will explain how you can get from Washington D.C. to Alaska in under an hour.

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In our exciting debut episode on the 2 Guys Talking network, we teach you what you need to know. For Example, did you know that the best time to buy used games is during the summer. WE ARE A WELL OF USEFUL INFORMATION; IT NEVER STOPS FLOWING. Also, I'm so annoyed by lightsabers in videogames that I can't even make sense. However, I make lots of sense when I discuss my BRAND NEW PS3 and LITTLE BIG PLANET. YAY! Then, Aleck loves his Fallout 3. A lot.

First, have a fat guy puke on the person that you roped. Then, when you're done playing Left 4 Dead, it's time to kill even more zombies with a friend in Resident Evil 5. OK. ENOUGH ZOMBIES. Now it is time to milk fable 2 for all that it's worth. However, you can play demos on your DS until your battery dies. When it does, you can play the 2 Guys Games: GAME OF THE YEAR.

In this years' exciting episode, we discuss the wonders of the new Xbox experience. He's a hint: I like it. I also like how the 360 can stream Netflix movies. It's awesome. In fact, in this podcast, we only talk about things that are awesome. Such as LEFT 4 DEAD. LEFT 4 DEAD is SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Hey. I have to tell you something. I may have lied before when I told you we would only discuss awesome things. Things happened. It turns out that Mercenaries 2 isn't quite awesome. But, the Force Unleashed is Aleck Approved. Also... Silent Hill games now suck. Too bad.

SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FEED HER APPLES.

While this is kinda a short podcast, it'll take you at least 18 hours to defeat the Pandemonium Warden. Meanwhile, Aleck deserves a prize for his Oblivion achievements. While there aren't many new retail games out, Braid and Bionic Commando are tearing up Xbox Live. Also, Fantastic Contraption is amazing. If you haven't played it, go play it now.

Our incredible coverage of E3 is finally here! In some very exciting news, the Nintendo Wii isn't broken anymore. Unfortunately, we still have to wait a year to experience it. Then, when Microsoft isn't ripping of their competition, they're delivering Final Fantasy related bombshell announcements. Luckily, Fallout 3 should pacify us while Microsoft and Nintendo forsake their fans. I'd like to give some love to Sony, but they continue to disappoint me.

In this week's exciting episode, Diablo 3 is announced and Blizzard fans are upset because the game is so pretty. Then, Starcraft 2 gets ready to take over the world (or at least South Korea.) But, despite the good news, PC gaming doesn't look good right now. However, Rock Band 2 looks really good. Also, the Force Unleashed is ridiculous. Of course, the World Ends with You. Thanks to Aleck for the fantastic editing job on this one because I screwed up a lot.

The first rule of the length of the cut scenes in Metal Gear Solid 4 is "DON'T TALK ABOUT THE LENGTH OF THE CUT SCENES IN METAL GEAR SOLID 4." At least, that's what Konami has told game reviewers. Then we get into some exciting rumors about zombies! Of course, Will Wright has been very busy and we talk about some of his latest work: virtual ikea and SPORE! YAY SPORE CREATURE CREATOR! Naturally, we want to talk about Grand Theft Auto. But, we can't. We just don't want to ruin the story. Also, there's war in games. Is that bad?

This week in video games, nintendo fights back against Hitler. Then, Value shares some exciting news about online sales that could spell the end of retail. After we discuss why we wouldn't miss gamestop, we FINALLY TALK ABOUT WII FIT! Yay! Also, be careful if you want to travel with the special edition of Fallout 3.

This episode is also our entry into the 2 Guys Talking: I Hear Your Podcast Contest. Be sure to visit the site and vote for the best one!