It's been less than a week of quarantine and Brett has completely moved on from comedy and is now a full time day trader. We will be posting his losses every episode until he's inevitably bankrupt. Meanwhile, Todd shares a Pornhub premium password with 9 dudes. 

Forte’s “spitting debacle” was front page news on Reddit and Todd has a few observations about Brett’s fighting style. They also call Brett’s Dad, Brent for a full Covid 19 update, including home workout tips and the effect those very exercises had on Brett’s childhood.

This week’s codeword doesn’t exist because neither do the shows.

Brett signs a contract with Yuk Yuk’s and nearly blows it right away. This week we also find out why Kris Labelle sleeps with TWO cans of bear spray next to his bed and what weapons Brent hides around the house. Brett has a fresh #StoryThatMatters from an Uber ride in LA and Todd’s entrepreneur of the week is a complete dud.

This week’s code for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuk’s Calgary is: weasel

The Best of 2 Meers So Far (By Far)

Forte is fresh from Just For Laughs where he met Bill Burr and got another comedian booted from the festival. Todd discusses his future with Jenn and the heckler he had in Edmonton. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of 2 Meers if it didn’t include yet another failed date story.

Codeword is frugalforte

Todd has a new entrepreneur of the week, Brett stole a shirt from Zara and has yet another first date story.

Codeword: allofyou

Forte calls bullshit on the Oscars AND Lebron’s Kobe speech and Todd calls bullshit on another “entrepreneur”. Also this week, find out what happens when you google your pilot and what happens when a Telus telemarketer makes the mistake of calling Todd mid-podcast. The fellas teach her a lesson.

This week’s codeword is “Darcy” for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.

Brett’s in LaLa Land glittering his wings in GOLD while these two rodents roll in SHIT. Malik Elassal gets the guest spot and simultaneously the biggest break of his comedy career.

 Codeword “confrontation”.

Brett found the worst Instagram story of all time and the fellas discuss shameless flexing in photos. This is definitely one to watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ 

Use codeword “confrontation” for 50% off your tickets to YukYuks Calgary.

Feb 7th - Roast Battle

Todd is fresh from Niagara where he bumped Louis CK, Brett’s got issues with Producer Ali and the fellas share times they’ve been caught doing the deed in public.

Codeword is “confrontation”