Andy & Producer Brian solicit for cartoon characters the listeners hate for no tangible reason and are inundated with a tidal wave of bile. The subject of how weird the concept of drinking cow's milk is, pops up too.

Andy and Producer Brian find out about all the amenities available at Keele services, launch a create your own robot feature AND reveal that Prince was once in a live episode of Eastenders.

Andy & Producer Brian stumble upon a sickening group of individuals who mix their cereals. WARNING: Contains disturbing descriptions of how these sickos go about their filthy business. Andy also chats to one of the creators of Football Manager, Miles Jacobson.

Incongruous Halloween outfits, The No Vowel Game and Sea Dogs

Andy and Producer Brian refuse to recognise the clocks going back and start a resistance movement + they debut the world's worst quiz, 'The No Vowel Game'. That's not even a joke. It was genuinely awful.

Mike Read gives Brian the producer a shellacking for not saying good morning properly, ideas for the Edge to launch a tv career and ye olde telly shows.

Andy and producer Brian investigate why kids get up so early, formulate a stratagem to sabotage the GBBO and reveal the little known fact that the song 'Clocks' by Coldplay doesn't have the word clocks in it.

Kate Bush rings up live from backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo, Andy & Brian talk about problems that people in the countryside face and introduce you all to 'Mundane Candyman'.

This week Andy is off galavanting but has left this badly thought out and poorly executed podcast behind for your consumption.

Andy and Producer Brian incite people to kill spiders, talk about the currencies that would be theoretically needed on a space station and talk to Kate Bush live from her dressing room.