2 Phat Bitchez

On the menu this week Zion and Tayla talk about how Zion hacked Tayla’s phone and contacted her entire blocked list, a night at university pre-corona times - it involves Nazi’s a stingray and open heart surgery and get the lowdown on sugar baby lyf.

Hors D’Oeuvre (Seg 1) - The Group Chat

The group chat is where it all goes down. Zion’s apparently a pro phone hacker. She’s managed to get in Tayla’s block list and disturb the peace. She leaves her to clean up the mess.

Appetiser (Seg 2) - D.A.R.E

Zion takes us through a wild uni night pre-corona. The good ol days. She takes on a wild trip with her friend Stingray who sees some fucked up shit. Drugs and Resistance Education baby. Kidz don’t do drugs (without the correct research first that is).

Main (Seg 3) - Blunt Roach

Tayla takes us through her days of being a sugar baby and her night with a roach 🪳

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On the menu this week Zion and Tayla read out some questions and stories from listeners... and you guys are just as crazy us.

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On the menu this week Zion and Tayla read out some questions and stories from listeners... and you guys are just as crazy us.

Please download, rate, subscribe! 🤍

You can currently find us on Instagram at:

@2phatbitchezpodcast

@tayla.robyn

@zioniyeisha

Editing:

@zioniyeisha

Sound:

@yofooood

And on our Facebook at:

@2phatb1tchezpodcast

On the menu this week Zion and Tayla have a guest. One of Zion’s best friend’s Oz. Get the T on what crazy nights Zion and Oz got up to at le uni, what’s Oz’s substance abuse of choice and what he has hiding in his pantry.

Hors D’Oeuvre (Seg 1) - Minesweeping

Oz and Zion take the town on antibiotics and other narcotics. Get the T on what crazy shit Oz and Zion got up to at uni.

Appetiser (Seg 2) - Lady Fingers

Oz takes you inside his fridge. His favourite food, his emotional eating struggles. The post-guilt takeaway effect and the toll it takes on the mental health. You’ll also get some more bad eating habits from Zion and Tayla.

Main (Seg 3) - The Kardashians

There’s some mouldy wrappers hiding in Oz’ pantry and he gives us the T. Oz tells what it was like coming out in a Turkish household and growing up in schools where people didn’t come out until adult age.

Dessert (Seg 4) - Is this thing on?

Oz tells some ratchet stories of when he first came out and how he attacked the Grindr scene.

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Zion and Tayla talk about how Lele and Tayla met, being ghosted by 4 guys, questionable holiday flings and yet another creeper.

Hors D’Oeuvre (Seg 1) - PJs Bitch

Tayla talks about how her and Lele met in the most craziest way

Appetiser (Seg 2) - Ghosted x 4

Tayla talks about her corona free trip to see her family in Florida and how she was ghosted by 4 guys.

Main (Seg 3) - One Finger In

Zion and Tayla talk about Tayla’s crazy ex and a wild night they had with Tayla’s brother and finger creeper friend.

They then take us to another creepy night in London with the same finger creeper slime ball friend.

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Join Zion and Tayla for another episode of taking out the trash!

Trigger warning ⚠️

Sexual abuse 14:43 - 58:20

Please note that there are sensitive topics discussed below.

All names have changed names for protection. The fake name provided in one of the stories has also been bleeped out after recording for safety reasons.

Segment 1 - For starters, we are serving you Tayla’s hard work dieting. She’s turned vegan guys!

Find out why Tayla orders £100 worth of food and tried to get a refund.

Find out what not to order during lockdown and who to order from if you want a cheeky refund!

Zion’s laziness with cooking has her acting like she’s homeless again.

Zion antagonises a racist (possible murderer) and is now on his death list.

Segment 2 - Barber Shop

We have some insight into one of Tayla’s earliest sexual encounters/relationships as a young teenager with an older male predator.

Segment 3 - House Party

Zion and Tayla talk about their encounter with a notorious gang where they live and how they were taken advantage of.

The fun doesn’t stop there. On the same day, Zion and Tayla are offered a lift home by a couple of young men. But things take a turn for the worse.

Segment 4 - Japan Flag

To lighten the mood Zion and Tayla swap funny sex stories.

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Join Zion and Tayla for another trash talking with a very non-special guest Nickk!

Intro - 3 Whales at Sea World

They have a “non-special” guest Nickk. One of Tayla’s bffs from Florida. They flew him in all the way over from Florida.

They are all members of the Sea World Rejection anonymous group. This is a safe space babies. Join your fellow fatties.

Hors D’oeuvre (Seg 1) - Who is Nickk?

We find out some shady shit about how Tayla and Nickk met.

Nickk’s substance abuse of choice is... an interesting one! Church is a very important part of Nickk’s life and you’ll get to know the sorts of practices they get up to. They’re always taking on new members. You’ll also see the lengths Nickk will go to find his bible.

So hit him up if you wanna join 🤙🏽

Find out how Nickk will be knighted by the Queen of England.

Nickk and Tayla take shrooms and have the most beautiful evening in the hood until Kayne West shows up and changes it up.

You’ll find out why Tayla’s mum Kelly is an inspirational dream. She’s everything Nickk aspires to be.

Appetiser (Seg 2) - New York, The Bronx

On their trip to New York, they stay with a family that are some well to do whack jobs! Tayla tells some previous tales of staying with them.

Zion almost gets everyone shot and doesn’t give a fuck about it.

The 3 phat bitchez fight for the hot guy working behind the food truck... whether it’s the food or the guy they were fighting for... we can’t be too sure.

Main (Seg 3) - The Bronx to Manhattan

Zion gets a visitor in the middle of the night that scars her for life. That cuts their Bronx trip real short.

They do a tour of the whole of New York by accident on the way to their new life in Manhattan.

They meet this amazing homeless woman who has a tragic but beautiful story to tell.

Dessert (Seg 4) - Bentley

We finally see really how crazy this family really is. If nothing they’ve done is crazy yet.

Nickk gives us a great tip of how to get a refund for a plane ticket.

Someone gets Vaper Acted

Inside scoop on the best performance you will ever see in the whole of New York. It’s a real hidden gem. Better than Broadway!

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Our newly set up Facebook page is 2 Phat B1tchez.

And Nickk on Facebook as Nico Guadalupee.

***Guys we will get the hang of the audio as time goes on. We’re just in the early stages and have very limited equipment and software. If you love the content, please stick with us and we’ll be investing in better software/equipment as soon as we can!

Join Zion and Tayla for another trash talking food and trauma!

Intro - Sunday the day of rest

Zion and Tayla talk about their latest eating habits. Is Chipotle really better in America?

Hors D’oeuvre (Seg 1) - Diets, diets, diets

Tayla and Zion talk about their favourite diet fads and which ones work the best. DO NOT TAKE OUR ADVICE THEY ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS - no matter how much they’d like to think they are.

Find out which diets really work and decide who’s advice is better!

Appetiser (Seg 2) - Windrush Generation

Zion takes us on a history lesson with a little bit about her background and where she comes from. She tells us a bit more information about her evil step dad and her psychological evaluation of why she thinks he is the way he is. We also learn how body shaming affects her current mental state.

Main (Seg 3) - Catfishing

Tayla takes us on a wild ride of what it’s like being a catfisher and the toll it takes on her mental health. The life of dating being a catfish is TOUGH. She expresses what it’s like trying to date a gaslighting narcissist and the trauma he put her through. AND the most traumatising part is she didn’t even get the D.

Dessert (Seg 4) - 2lbs to 3 stone

Zion talks about how insecure is about her weight and how it has affected her dating. She is the queen of standing up men as she doesn’t want to face rejection.

Tayla tells us about the semi-normal guys she’s chatting to in Florida and will hopefully meet when she goes back home for Christmas.

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***We’re really sorry about the audio quality in this. We had to record quite a few bits due to to some technical issues (lots of glitches) with the original audio. So, we’re using two different takes with one of us in a different location than normal. So, we couldn’t get the sound to match. We’re not professionals (yet) and we have very limited recording equipment. So, if you like the content, please stick with us!

Zion and Tayla tell old tales how they met! They talk school fights, sleepovers and how Zion made Tayla cry on her 13th birthday. What a bitch! Get the inside scoop on the lengths these girls will go to hide food. If nobody saw it, it never happened!

Starter (seg 1) - Who the fuck are Zion and Tayla

Main (seg 2) - How Tayla and Zion met

Dessert (seg 3) - Eating disorders

Trigger warning for those who suffer with suicidal thoughts and/or eating disorders.

Suicidal thoughts: 4:47 (briefly mentioned)

Eating disorders: 26:37 - 38:00

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