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It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by both Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf.

Today's episode covers S01E04 of Airwolf in which a man wearing button up shirt with the arms ripped off to chop some wood drives a rainbow flag Jeep to rescue a sexual helicopter with a mattress in the back. Computer time alone is 50,000!

Apologies to Ernest Borgnine who of course starred in the unforgettable television show McHale's Navy.

Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf.

Today's episode covers S01E03 of Airwolf in which the hottest tactical aircraft in America is being delivered to the Russians by none other than Fingerling Roper. Grab a brace of flip-flops from the market and get your visa for Russia from Vietnam: it's time to look a helicopter in its dead whale eyes and know fear.

Music by DJ Crowsfeet Acting

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf.

Today's episode covers S01E01 part 2 of Airwolf in which Charlotte learns the real meaning of FBI and makes a hawk noise when we learn the main character's name. Do us a flavor and don't let the jackal put his six-shooter into the tailpipe, okay? Dom learns about women's lib (and that Zoe and Charlotte are into it). Sand gets so blown up it turns into Mac wallpaper.

Music by DJ Precision Face Control

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf.

Today's episode covers the first half of S01E01 of Airwolf in which a freezer bagel with pig jam is a point of contention and Charlotte gets a quick primer on the various senates of the United Nations of America. Shout out to our friends at 5 - 4 !

Music by DJ Wheel Lizard

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

Arrange your face into three big Os and get your mise en place together, we're going to the Nickelodeon Mansion in Australian Nowhere. The demons are serving murder, so let's all go to the second floor shed on stilts and explode!

Music by DJ Ridoo

Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood where Christopher Robin makes his fianceé wish she had chosen someone else you can find a one hitter made from Owl's bones, absolutely lose yourself in Tim Burton references, and be both old and tall. Around minute 35 you're going to want to turn that volume allllllllll the way up.

Music by DJ Winnie the Goop

Welcome to S2 of 2S2S!

Come listen to the Bad Boys V soundtrack with Charlotte, Mr. Tater, and Celine Dion (it's all Interpol). Stick around for Zoe's audition for Deadpool II and directions for how to hack into an FTP server (start with username admin and password wifeguy221).

Music by DJ To Be Clear, Sometimes (As In This Episode) The Hague Is Shorthand For The International Criminal Court Because It Is Located There

You ever make a penicillin strata for a family that clearly prefers your giant-hands sister? You ever dream of Luke Wilson playing Owen Wilson dreaming of a snow removal system? You're gonna love this BONUS EPISODEEEEE!!! Our beloved friend Darshana explains the ins and outs of interracial adoption because both Charlotte and Zoe are lightly allergic to Christmas movies.

(Next year we review the movie Generation Rock, in which Diane Keaton dies and comes back to life as two babies.)

Music by DJ Snata

Artwork by the elf who wanted to be a dentist who wanted to be a graphic designer, Lyle Friendman.

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S06E11 of AYAOTD in which two handles of Malibu, an eightball, and a 40 of Jack Daniel's are not enough to get a Seahawk out of nowhere. Special cameo by Sardo the piano tuner.

Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names

Episode artwork by Birthday Boy Lyle Friendman

Thank you so much for listening, we love you! We'll see you next season!

Welcome to 31 days of Are You Afraid Of the Dark? (yes)! Every day in October we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte does an episode of the CanCon classic AYAOTD and Zoe gets scared by this children's show from the 1990s.

Today's episode is S05E10 of AYAOTD in which a can of Pringles puts Tia Mowry in danger and Sharon (of Sharon fame) does her best to drown some lizards.

Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names

Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman