This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1.

Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest.

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