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The new UK porn law lands in two weeks, and Denis and Mark need answers: what happens to stepbro, and is "daddy" still allowed? Meanwhile, Mark got his Botox topped up and has been banned from blow dries (and riding), and Denis finally watches Sex and the City for the first time.

We also chat:

• Tim Tams and Nigella's new Bake Off gig
• Which biscuits are gay (a Wagon Wheel is a lesbian)
• Dorothy's, the new lesbian bar, and its comment section
• The olive scene and the old liquor roo
• The Wicked video everyone remembers
• Denis sees Saturn's rings
• Uranus

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Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit.

We also chat:

• Why voice notes should be a jailable offence
• A complaint from Anthony
• No Nut November and the NoFap superpowers
• The YIB inbox receives its first piece
• What on earth is Locktober?
• A school Lent challenge in Mallow
• Skip-a-thons and alien inflatable chairs
• Celebrity Traitors

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Traitors, thongs and TV licence inspectors. Fresh from the live show, the boys thank the fans who flew in from Cork, and Denis tries to retire his automatic handshake. Meanwhile, Mark has joined society and finally got a TV licence, just in time for his first ever episode of Celebrity Traitors.

Plus, Tom Ford is sending men down the runway in thongs, and Mark tries to talk Denis into giving one a go.

We also chat:

• Denis's three razors and the rarest plug on earth
• Space gays vs over-it gays
• No hot water at Denis's
• The neighbour who carried a turkey up the road
• Miso's new box
• When AI becomes your inner monologue
• What show would RTÉ give us?

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It's spooky season in the studio, pumpkins, candles and a burnt tangerine blouse. Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square, and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on.

Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend.

We also chat:

• Tonight's live show: a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number
• Denis's diesel car
• What fancy dress actually does it for people, from French maids to lumberjacks
• Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun
• Coming out and Gen Z
• Barbers who get a bit too close

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Denis discovers Troye Sivan, the boys return from their big day out with the London beavers and Mark receives possibly the most important celebrity follow of his career.

We also chat:

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Denis returns from Turkey with tales of extortionate airport prices and a boat trip where one particularly confident woman made it very difficult for him to concentrate on the scenery.

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A few weeks ago, Denis told Mark three completely unbelievable stories and was accused of making the whole thing up. This week, he returns with photographic evidence and unfortunately for Mark, the stag do story was very, very real.

Meanwhile, Mark discusses why some of the gays just can’t bring themselves to be happy for Tom Daley.

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Denis has had enough of London’s questionable summer hygiene and thinks it’s time we all started showering properly. Meanwhile, Mark sets up a nice couple with two big American bears.

We also chat:

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Denis has a theory that Mark chooses his men seasonally - suave international guests and lighter pieces for summer, before returning to something a little sturdier and cuddlier for winter.

Meanwhile, after more than a year immersed in the community, Denis has some notes for the gays.

We also chat:

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Mark suffers a nosebleed while am relaxing with a friend in his bed. Denis meanwhile meets one of the most famous celebrities on planet earth before nearly getting himself cancelled talking about Furries.

We also chat:

Luscious locks

Chicken pumpers

Buses keeling over

Hotel shenanigans

24 Hours in A&E

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