This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready.

Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment.

We chat:

• the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years
• sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle
• the stress maths of clinic pee timing
• old GP visits vs modern medical centres
• terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true
• London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone

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This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.

Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.

We chat:

• red flags in dating, friendships and general life
• Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”
• teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron
• the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence
• the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)
• Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters

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Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist.

Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife.

We chat:

– stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50

– airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour

– scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents

– being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it)

– hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour

– the internet discovering financial domination

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This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat.

We chat about:

• the girls finding the podcast
• planning a very glamorous live show
• Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays
• pelvic tilt
• why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not
• straight men entering gay bathrooms
• beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories
• reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house
• exploding January protein shakes
• The Traitors

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Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.

And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:

• Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe
• Heated Rivalry
• drag couples qne dressing rooms
• Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me

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Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.

We chat:

• butter in the cupboard
• ramekins
• M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain
• brie belly and clogged gutters
• eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry
• The Ivy: not as bougie as you think
• Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle
• and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie

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Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.

We yap about:

• Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas
• strange Irish New Year traditions
• why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident
• de-gaying on holiday
• Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams
• and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras

Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.

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Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.

We also kick off the new year by discussing:

• New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar
• Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar
• The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss
• Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story
• Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10

Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions

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It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.

Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:

• Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic
• Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal
• Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie
• Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic

Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.

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This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.

Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.

We also get into:

• hybrid rock stars
• the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
• Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
• a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
• the 1,000 pound dog
• lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
• mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.

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