Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends episodes

January 29#52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out
This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat.

We chat about:
the girls finding the podcast
planning a very glamorous live show
Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays
pelvic tilt
why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not
straight men entering gay bathrooms
beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories
reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house
exploding January protein shakes
The Traitors

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59 min
January 22#51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black
Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.

And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:
Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe
Heated Rivalry
drag couples qne dressing rooms
Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me
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53 min
January 15#50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party
Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.

We chat:
butter in the cupboard
ramekins
M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain
brie belly and clogged gutters
eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry
The Ivy: not as bougie as you think
Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle
and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie
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59 min
January 08#49 Bottomless Brunch and Holidays for Gays
Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.

We yap about:
Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas
strange Irish New Year traditions
why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident
de-gaying on holiday
Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams
and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras

Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.
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43 min
January 01#48 Auld Lang Syne and Flirting with Couples
Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.

We also kick off the new year by discussing:
New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar
Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar
The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss
Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story
Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10

Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions
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29 min
December 25, 2025#47 Christmas Day with the Boys
It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.

Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:
Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic
Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal
Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie
Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic

Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.

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35 min
December 18, 2025#46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England
This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.

Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.

We also get into:
hybrid rock stars
the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
the 1,000 pound dog
lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.
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56 min
December 11, 2025#45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland
This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.

We’re talking:
Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships
Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)
Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation
Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table
Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown
90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner

Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.

New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕
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December 04, 2025 #44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day
This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey.

Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis.

Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences.

And then:

Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street
a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway
the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system
the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar

Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently.
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54 min
November 27, 2025#43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement
This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest.

We also catch up on:
Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack
2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine
winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne”
Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis)
nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins
Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget
the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates
Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars
Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything.

Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show.
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48 min

About Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.