Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends episodes

November 20, 2025#42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II)
Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones.

This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game.

Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in.

We also cover:
Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash
misjudging in the office
subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information
pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male
George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine
the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood
Denis blushing
Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles
cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn
Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets
George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad

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44 min
November 13, 2025#41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I)
Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe.

What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow.

This episode includes:
DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales
Doll decapitations in San Francisco
Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration
How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good)
Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams
Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art
Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping

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1 hr 6 min
November 06, 2025#40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal
This week’s catch-up delivers:
Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street,
Mark seeing two (planned) arses,
flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads,
and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.”

We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral.

Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about.

A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary.
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1 hr 1 min
October 30, 2025 #39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly)
Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days.

Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup.
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50 min
October 23, 2025#38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster
This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far.
Denis’ involuntary pinky and Birdcage flashbacks
Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance
The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue
A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong
George the indoor icon makes a reappearance
Dramatic coats and fashion people
Password overload and tech irritations
Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities
Twins online doing… more than expected

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40 min
October 16, 2025 #37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards
Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match.
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1 hr
October 08, 2025#36 Talking about Our Feelings
This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces.

Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig.

We also cover:
the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece
tablets that make your hair grow back (not medical advice, babes)
Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop
why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date
the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment
Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts
arses on Lidl scanners
dropping the “perfect version” of yourself
childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras
therapy and all our feelings

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1 hr
October 02, 2025 #35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story)
Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top.
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1 hr 3 min
September 25, 2025#34 Meeting a Critic in the Steam Room
Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland.

This week you’ll hear about:
A meal deal that never got eaten
Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa
A listener convinced Mark is “being used”
Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing
Why mixed hens are always more fun
And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture

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52 min
September 18, 2025 #33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers
Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years.
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47 min

About Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.