Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends episodes

July 03, 2025 #22 Planning, packing and panicking
The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories!
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52 min
June 26, 2025 #21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox
This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news.
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55 min
June 19, 2025#20 Do I fancy him or just like his jumper?
This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1.
Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest.
We also cover:
the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them

children’s birthday parties in Soho House

beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards

wild parenting choices

the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station

Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings

hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party.
Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer.
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42 min
June 12, 2025#19 Denis Goes Swimming and Mark Gets Robbed
This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus.

They also get into:
the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus
the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse
London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace
the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything
Denis’ first trip to a London Lido
the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open
Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop.

Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones.
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42 min
June 05, 2025 #18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees
This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time.
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50 min
May 29, 2025 #17 Bread, Brussels and bellbottoms
This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans.
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43 min
May 22, 2025 #16 I Kissed A Boy And It Was Fine
This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers.
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47 min
May 15, 2025 #15 Denis Visits a Back Alley Doctor
This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks.
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47 min
May 08, 2025 #14 Cooking, capes and communion
The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman.
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40 min
May 01, 2025#13 The Dishwasher Near-Death Experience
This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains.

We also cover:
country undertakers who moonlight as council workers
the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”)
Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard
nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car
lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue
Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers
the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids?
Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations
Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies”

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye.
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43 min

About Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.