Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends episodes

April 02#61 Held Together in A&E and Sharing a Dada
This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told.

Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming…
The boys get into:
Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K

The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral
And then… the story.

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53 min
March 26#60 Mark and Denis Nearly Breakup
It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week.

This episode we also chat about:
The Blue Pill

Naked Butlers

Pot Noodles in Ubers

Pink suitcases

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48 min
March 23 Trailer

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4 min
March 19 #59 Jessie Buckley and The Manosphere - Plus Big News
Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge.

Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate.

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44 min
March 12#58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna
After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis).

Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night.

Also in this episode:
Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion
Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories
Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos
Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics
The strange joy of making crafts as a child
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1 hr
March 05#57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey
Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards.

After that, we spiral through:
Electric taxis making us feel sick
Dragging bags across London for shows
Classic FM as emergency calming music
Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)
Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive

Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick).
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45 min
February 26#56 Big Balls and The Matrix
We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral.

This week we get into:
Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks
Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family
Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
The Matrix

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40 min
February 19#55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse
This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready.

Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment.

We chat:
the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years
sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle
the stress maths of clinic pee timing
old GP visits vs modern medical centres
terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true
London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone

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39 min
February 12#54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman
This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.
Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.

We chat:
red flags in dating, friendships and general life
Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”
teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron
the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence
the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)
Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters
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49 min
February 05 #53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On
Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist.
Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife.

We chat:

– stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50
– airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour
– scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents
– being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it)
– hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour
– the internet discovering financial domination

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1 hr 1 min

About Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.