This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news.

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This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1.

Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest.

We also cover:

• the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them
• children’s birthday parties in Soho House
• beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards
• wild parenting choices
• the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station
• Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings
• hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer.

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This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus.

They also get into:

• the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus
• the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse
• London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace
• the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything
• Denis’ first trip to a London Lido
• the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open
• Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop.

Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones.

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This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time.

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This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans.

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This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers.

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This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks.

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The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman.

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This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains.

We also cover:

• country undertakers who moonlight as council workers
• the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”)
• Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard
• nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car
• lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue
• Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers
• the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids?
• Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations
• Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies”

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye.

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What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes:

• Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,”
• Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,”
• a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents,
• and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival.

Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life:

• a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he didn’t order,
• the staff clapping,
• a chocolate plate saying “Happy Anniversary” even though they’ve been dating four weeks,
• Denis eating the entire thing himself,
• and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting another birthday celebration.

There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink.

Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best.

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