Welcome to Friday! Today we dig into some FBI press releases and reveal how little America's "premier law enforcement agency" actually does for the country.

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https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdoh/pr/federal-grand-jury-indicts-man-arrested-weapons-near-airport

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/william-griffith-near-columbus-airport-john-glenn-columbus-international-guns-body-armor-federally-charged

https://www.justice.gov/usao-mdpa/pr/northumberland-county-man-sentenced-30-years-prison-production-child-pornography

https://www.newsitem.com/crime/local/man-faces-30-years-in-state-prison-for-producing-child-porn/article_7d8d0782-5f8f-4512-9869-aa8810bcda9c.html

https://www.facebook.com/TheDailyItem/posts/shamokin-a-shamokin-man-is-locked-up-on-300000-cash-and-faces-felony-sexual-assa/10157542628816168/

https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/03/03/arrest-made-shooting-death-7-year-old-girl-atlanta/

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndil/pr/alleged-boss-violent-sinaloa-cartel-indicted-chicago-drug-firearm-and-material-support

https://www.justice.gov/usao-mdfl/pr/daytona-beach-man-sentenced-over-four-years-conspiracy-and-aggravated-identity-theft

https://www.myfloridanews.com/news/daytona-beach-man-sentenced-for-identity-theft-scheme/article_2bfb8f65-5a34-5c9a-9566-12e5cf43e0c7.html

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/federal-charges-filed-fatal-houston-heights-carjacking-and-shooting

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndoh/pr/illegal-alien-and-convicted-felon-sentenced-more-15-years-prison-trafficking-cocaine

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtx/pr/correctional-officer-sentenced-10-years-trafficking-meth-federal-prison

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/massachusetts-man-arrested-and-charged-making-threats

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.297438/gov.uscourts.mad.297438.1.0.pdf