20 Minutes You'll Never Get Back

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It's been three months or so since Dad Jokes IV and I figured why not now.  After all, this is the 150th episode of Twenty Minutes You'll Never Get Back.  So sit back, relax, fully expect to groan and shake your head as we go through another onslaught of terrible puns and jokes.  Don't tell me you didn't laugh a time to two.  All in just twenty minutes.

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That's Lucy and Ricky Ricardo's phone number.  In Mayberry, Sheriff Andy would just pick up the phone and ask Sarah to connect him to someone.  These days we all carry a phone book around with us.  If someone's phone number isn't on our list, the internet can show it to us and all we have to do is tap it.  Here's the sad story of the beloved phone book... all in just twenty minutes.

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I have a lot of useless bits of information in my head.  Some people call it trivia.  I say it's taking up space in my head that could be used for other things, like remembering my phone number.  So my friends, I've backed the trivia dump truck and unloaded it for all of you... in just twenty minutes.

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The episode starts with a bucket of humility then moves onto the true inventor of Monopoly.  Here's a hint.  It's Lizzie.  And lastly, a whole bunch of facts and trivia about the game of Monopoly that you didn't think you needed to know.  All in just twenty minutes.

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There are some truly archaic laws still on the books in the states.  Where it's illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post.  How many cows do you have to have to wear cowboy boots.  And in what town is it illegal to detonate a nuclear device on a city street.  All that and more in just twenty minutes.  I don't want you to go and get arrested. 

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This podcast isn't without its controversies... pie v cake, real Christmas trees v artificial ones... you've heard them all.  This episode reveals another one and it appears Doug is on the wrong side.  Raisins.  Good or evil.  And why are they ruining so many foods?  All that and more in just twenty minutes.

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No.  It's not that kind of camping.  We're talking about the kind of summer camping you send your kids off to.  And boy oh boy are there a lot of unusual options for you to choose from.  Zombie, BizSmart, Fashion, Comedy and oh... Explosive.  I've tracked down a few that may entertain your little camper and provide you with some quiet time.  All in just twenty minutes.

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Yea, episode 143 will be delayed a week because I'm doing the grandparent thing.  The boys will explain it all... in just 46 seconds.

Episode 143 happens next week.  I promise.

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Have you ever started a project that you thought would turn out great.  And then it ends in failure?  A bruised ego and maybe some time and money lost.  But what about big corporations and the failures... usually from bad planning or even worse ideas.   Here are a few ideas  that should never have left the drawing table... if they ever were even on the table... all in just twenty minutes.

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Welcome to the fourth installment of ... for the most part... terrible Dad jokes.  Not much more to say other than it's 100 jokes in just twenty minutes.  Go ahead and laugh.  I did.

Thanks for listening and if you have any comments, please feel free to email me at [email protected].  If you want to stay informed of when a new episode launches, follow me on Instagram at @20MYNGB.

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Thanks for listening, and if you would like to help keep the show going, visit buymeacoffee.com/20minutes. It's up to you. No pressure if you don't. I'll still be here.