Today we are covering several terrible songs by probably the worst ex-member (although the membership itself is disputed) of the Fall, E* Bl*n*y. We censored his name because he seems like the sort of person who googles himself, and I don’t think there’s a single kind word said about him in this whole episode. So, E*, if you stumbled upon this, just walk away. You have a life, a family, and a career. This is just a tiny podcast made by practitioners of the lowest artform in history.

For everyone else, prepare to explore the wild world of this guy, as well as various forums and obscure musical review sites, where E*’s mates have gone out of their way to write something positive about his “skronking wonk bonk.”

Note: This video is age-restricted for pretty graphic real-life war footage. It should also be taste-restricted for being utter shit.

This is a bit of an unusual, ‘proper’ podcast, where we ‘do a journalism’ and go deep down a rabbit hole of mediocrity, instead of just endlessly derailing each other. It’s the NPR of Two Librans, except actually good.

ALSO DISCUSSED

Pascal Le Gras’s cover art

Honking Skronk Rock recorded at a rented house in Holmfirth

Another act from the Manchester Bl*n*y-verse

Seriously, who in the hell IS this guy?!

Mark hits a nadir

Proto-Blaney from Fast Show

Eric Clapton on his racist past: “I just thought it was funny”

PS.

Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks!

Roman has a new graphic novel coming up on Feb.24th from Fantagraphics. And if you’re in London, you can get it signed on Feb.26th at Gosh Comics.

Tom has nothing to plug on his ‘stack, he’s still slowly working on his comic and his prints. Follow him on Instagram, why don’cha?

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