On this week's episode: The price of freedom might be Robux ... Mickey Mouse kicks DeSantis in the balls so hard their vocal ranges match ... And we start a GoFundMe to clone George Santos and ask it what George would say.

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Headline Sources:

George Santos charged with telling all the lies and doing all the crimes:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/nyregion/george-santos-charges.html

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/guide-george-santos-lies.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/nyregion/george-santos-vote-expulsion.html

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/19/politics/george-santos-treasurer-campaign-committee/index.html

Guardsman Jack Teixeira, Pentagon leak suspect, to remain jailed as he awaits trial:

https://apnews.com/article/guardsman-teixeira-military-classified-documents-leak-detention-65658c291d097c37d2b272ae5fb24a5d

Russian mercenary leader offered to sell out Russian troops to Ukraine: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/05/14/prigozhin-wagner-ukraine-leaked-documents/

Marjorie Taylor Greene is in a legal mess after Milo allegedly scammed her out of $7K: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/05/marjorie-taylor-greene-is-in-a-legal-mess-after-milo-allegedly-scammed-her-out-of-7k/

New York education officials issue guidance about Indigenous team names: https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/20/us/new-york-schools-indigenous-ban-guidelines/index.html

Ron DeSantis still getting ass handed to him by Disney: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/may/18/disney-cancels-1bn-florida-campus-2000-jobs