This being the second of them and this was the I don’t know if you can call it the bigger one because it was a collaboration, but it is absolutely one of the shittiest pieces of shit that ever shit out of shit, ate the shit, then shit it out again and made a bigger piece of shit.” Bro, this Lulu rant had us DYING, what the actual F were Metallica thinking?!

Holy shit, metalheads – Jon & Brian from Talking Into Infinity are BACK, diving into 2011’s killer albums like Anthrax’s Worship Music (total comeback banger), Symphony X’s Iconoclast (riffs that slap harder than your ex), and Dream Theater’s Dramatic Turn (Portnoy drama vibes). But then... the nuclear meltdown on Metallica & Lou Reed’s Lulu – “shittiest piece of shit that ever shit” levels of rage! Plus movies like Thor & Super 8, and a fan hangout tease with gorilla farts & cello jams. What a chaotic ride, bros!

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00:00:00 – Intros & LaBrie love00:01:01 – Welcome & holiday mic fails00:02:21 – Schedule wonkiness & fan hangout hype00:04:50 – Spotify F-bomb drama00:10:05 – Commercial break (skip if VIP!)00:10:28 – 2011 movies roast (Thor slays, Bridesmaids meh)00:15:18 – Chickenfoot 3 honorable mention00:20:58 – Mastodon: The Hunter density00:30:45 – Symphony X: Iconoclast prog fire01:09:55 – Anthrax: Worship Music thrash fest01:17:19 – Foo Fighters: Wasting Light anthems01:26:22 – Lulu epic roast (HOLY SHIT MOMENT)01:31:12 – Commercial inserts01:43:00 – Fan hangout co-hosts & sign-off

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