“I tied a garbage bag to my leg... a month later, I was out of the coma with no leg.”

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Yo! Jim Florentine and Don Jameson stopped by and it turned into the rowdiest session of the year. We unpacked the insanity of Metallica’s Hamptons show where Paul McCartney was just hanging out in the back , and Stallone was fanboying over Jim’s work on Gutfeld.

Then Seth made it weird by explaining how stepping on a nail led to a coma and a missing limb. Plus, we roast the “Onion Maiden” burger and talk about why New York comics are just built different.

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00:15:08 - The comedy of losing a leg 00:21:53 - McCartney & Metallica 01:02:08 - Hipster TV executives killing metal content

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Should the Cleveland Guardians change their name back to the Spiders? Let’s hear it! 👇

Seth: "I mean, it's no accident that Sydney Sweeney's initials are SS."

Chris: "Holy shit. No accident. The mystery has been solved, Seth! They've been planning this since her birth!"

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Bro, the world has officially lost its mind. Seth and Chris break down the “eugenics” outrage over an American Eagle commercial. Apparently, having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you a fascist now? We react to the absolute pigs on TikTok claiming Sydney Sweeney is a “Nazi propaganda” tool.

Then we get real—REAL dark—about the mob violence in Cincinnati and the “Good vs. Evil” war Chris says is already here.

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Do you think men have been “neutered” by the MeToo era, or are we finally swinging back to being horndogs again?

"Tom starts blowing. And then all of the corn syrup blood goes down into Tom’s mouth!"

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We sat down with the original Jason Voorhees, Ari Lehman! He tells the story of how he got the role at 14, the “accidental” genius of the lake scene, and watching Kevin Bacon get an arrow through the neck from the fly-on-the-wall perspective. Plus, Ari explains why he’s now fronting a “Horror Rock” band called FIRST JASON and getting signed to CDN Records.

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Was the original Friday the 13th the best one, or did Jason only get cool once he got the hockey mask? Let’s argue!

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Jim joins Seth and Chris to explain why he’s a proud bandwagon fan and why he’s finally done with the 20-year morning radio grind. We also get into:

* The “cancel culture” lie and “social beatings” on Twitter.

* The truth about Hulk Hogan’s health.

* Why Black Sabbath’s reunion with Bill Ward is for “love, not money.”

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Who is the most overrated “iconic” wrestler of all time? Hogan? Cena? Let’s hear it!

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Bro, we’re going off today! The murder of Rob Reiner has the internet in a blender, but it’s Trump’s reaction that has people losing their minds. Chris calls it a “bitch move” to talk shit before the burial, while Seth points out that Reiner spent years calling 80 million people “fucktards.” Who’s right?

We also get into:

* The OJ/Jason Simpson Brentwood connection

* Epstein, billionaires, and “clout chasing”

* The ultimate 80s sitcom showdown: Why All In The Family is king!

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“I took a ham out of the kitchen refrigerator and I cut a little hole in it and I fucked this ham.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it and what OTHER food items were involved in their “food fucker” past. 🍆🍖

Seth Williams and Chris Akin dive deep into the Gene Simmons controversy, discussing the outrage that Kiss’s wealthy frontman is demanding radio stations pay bands royalties for playing their music, unlike streaming services like Spotify. Chris, a veteran of rock radio for over a decade, gives his take on why radio airplay has always been about exposure for bands, not payment, contrasting it with the shady deals record company execs made with streaming platforms. Plus, get the shocking details about the Dave Mustaine interview where Chris admitted to using Napster, and find out which major news story had the crew in stitches at the end of the show.

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“If they can’t support you for not wrecking your family, then fuck them. Simple as that. Fuck them.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it—it’s way beyond typical radio drama 🤯.

The news of Bob Frantz’s firing from WHK 1420 AM has sent the online world into a spiral, leading to his producer, Seth Williams, taking all the heat. Seth and Chris go SCORCHED EARTH on the toxic online community, fake friends, and “pathetic” co-workers demanding Seth quit his job (with a family and a daughter heading to college!) in protest. They dive deep into the messy truth of the radio business, and why the host switch to Jake Underwood (who is a friend and helped Seth after his leg amputation) is not a personal betrayal. Plus, they drop an intense “Dog Pound Details” segment, discussing the Cleveland Browns’ losing streak and whether Kevin Stefanski should be fired. Is there any coming back from this much hate online?

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“I mean, he played okay. He, he, what was he yesterday? Like 10 for 25 for buck 50 or something.” That’s the cold hard truth about the new Browns QB, and now the internet thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus. Wait till you hear WHY they said it... and what other drama is brewing on the Browns sidelines! 🤦‍♂️

The Seth Williams Show brings the fire, and today, the Cleveland Browns got burned! Seth and Chris dive into Shadeur Sanders’ first start, cutting through the national media hype and exposing that “50-yard pass” for what it really was: a screen pass! They also vent about the outrageous price of the Hershey Hotel, a $2,000 Motley Crue ticket, and how every meth-head in America has a girlfriend while they’re sitting at home injured! What will it take for fans to finally admit that Jerry Jeudy is “fucking terrible”?

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The old days were so much better, right? Seth and Chris talk about the debut of Browns QB Shadeur Sanders and whether he’s the real deal. They also get into that feeling of chasing fun later in life, and you absolutely have to see the madness of the clip from Seth’s wild wedding! We’re also getting ready for the band Empiires on Wednesday!

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“And I turned back on him and I was like, do I need to throw you on the fucking floor or are you just going to back off?” Wait till you hear WHY they said it—this dude almost got into a brawl just for refusing to put on a mask during peak COVID madness! 🤯

Seth and Chris get into a RANT about the latest Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein rumors, calling it a desperate distraction from the D.C. elite. They share crazy stories about resisting the government, from refusing COVID protocols, almost getting into a fight over a mask in a restaurant, to the real reason Seth ended up losing his leg (he refused to see a doctor). They also discuss the sheer cost of living, from the price of used cars being the same as new ones to the logic behind Trump’s proposed 50-year mortgages. Do honest people always get the short end of the stick in this country?

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