“Shut up, you stupid bitch! You sang shitty songs that nobody wanted to hear. You could invite everybody and you would still draw the same thousand people at most!”
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The boys are in rare form today. We’re tearing apart the “inclusive” posturing of Paramore , watching a drunk marketing manager ruin her life in 4K , and mourning (sort of) a plastic surgery influencer who took a 9-story dive. Plus, David Coverdale is actually doing retirement the right way.
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00:00 - Charlie Benante watching John Bush play Anthrax
05:00 - Hayley Williams’ “marginalized communities” rant
12:30 - Restaurant rampage viral video breakdown
28:00 - Influencer Mary Magdalene’s tragic fall
35:00 - Coverdale bids the “Snake People” farewell
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