This Exclusion Day, archivists in the HartLife Tower have unearthed this Ancient Exclusion Day Story from before the Troubles. Let it instruct you, Loyal Policy, on the proper ways you should behave in this most festive of seasons.

In the grand tradition of Exclusion Day specials, this episode was recorded "live," with practical foley and in one take at our recent holiday celebration down at HartLife studios. We've left in the laughter and merriment (and line flubs) to give you a feel of what it's like to be in the studio. So, with no further ado, please enjoy the 2016 Our Fair City Exclusion Day Special: Die HartLife.

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Content Warnings for this episode can be found here.

Written by Jared Latore. Casting by Jeffrey Gardner. Practical Foley by Jeffrey Gardner. Music by Betsey Palmer. Episode art by Dann Tincher. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Created by Clayton Faits.

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