Mistimed Valentine's texts, Getting your face "stuck like that," Living funerals, Timeouts for speeders, Profile of a pickup artist, Stolen sex toys, Horses don't get the plague, Oldest company in the world, Terraforming candidates, Unhelpful houseplants, Dark secrets of NASA's training pool.

Jennifer, Curtis, Courtney, and Angela discuss the Damn Interesting curated links for the week of 11/15/2019.