This episode was recorded during a fever dream after binging 5+ hours of broken hearts on Valentine’s Day. I apologize for the tangents and the box of red wine that assisted me in my research & production. I’d like to think I still captured what a terrible human Chris on Married at First Sight is, however. Only a few men have rocketed up the rank on my MAFS Shit List this quickly, and Chris has done it in record time! 

Absent of our sweet Julia this week, 90 Day Fiance (26:30) gave us another betrothed to worry about. Our favorite bitch, Yara, needs a better escape plan, and I think her flat iron is all she’ll need. Trust me. Speaking of escaping toxic relationships, Sister Wives (56:55) is back! Turns out the ladies never really loved Kody’s Sac. Who would have thought we’d be here? It’s as if The Brown Family Mission Statement didn’t mean anything at all! 

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