Start Scared

218. Botox, Bible, and Book Boyfriends: A Roast by ChatGPT


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In today’s episode, I’m turning the mic on myself and serving up a self-roast that’s smoother than my Botoxed forehead. 😂

From being a smut-obsessed Enneagram 6 to a Jesus-loving, slightly crunchy cat mom turned dog servant, I’m spilling the hilarious contradictions that make me, me. Think: college football rage, candy addictions, mom chaos, and morally gray book boyfriends that live rent-free on my nightstand.

If you’ve ever felt like a hot mess of contradictions—faithful and feisty, holy and a little unhinged—you’re not alone. Let’s laugh together, because healing doesn’t always have to be serious.

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I am SO grateful that you’re here and to be on this journey WITH you, girl! Cheers to US and our growth together! I love you, I am rooting for you and remember, YOU MATTER. 🤟🏻

xo,
Chrysty

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