One of the hallmarks of local gossip is local politics, and today the babes are joined by local politico former Somersworth city councilor, Crystal Paradis! Lauren and Ashley have, respectively, referred to her as "our Amy Poehler" and "the Spiritual Mayor of Somersworth," and both monikers ring true. Crystal talks with the babes about her time in the Somersworth City Council, her infamous Somersworth mayoral race, and the Portsmouth parking plan that started it all. Crystal obliquely mentions a little gossip that you'll have to look up on your own, and otherwise they talk surfing, the wlw dating app Lex, and the beautiful story of how Crystal met her delightful wife-to-be, Angie. And finally, they do a roundtable of red & green flags. Lots of local color in this episode! As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.