“In THIS corner…”

Throughout the thrash community, there’s always been a battle line drawn between the progressive, harmony laden sensibilities of METALLICA and the darker, eviler shades of SLAYER. For many of us, the two albums from these two thrash titans that are most synonymous with summertime and high school are Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN, two undisputed thrash classics released in the Year of our Riff Lord, 1988. 

Discover why the only thing more “off-putting, irresponsible, and exhausting” than hearing your friend say: “your mom was hot” is hearing them say: “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise”. Always remember that “you know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out” and find out how to look 15 years younger even if some people find it “terrifying”. Learn how gauges can add a whole new dimension to your OnlyFans “career” and why “size” does not necessarily equal “potency” when you JOIN US for the first half of this heavyweight, 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH, featuring METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. 

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Show Notes:

(00:01): #bigfourthrash #classicthrash / “I thought it would be like Trump’s tits…”/ “I don’t recognize that bottle…”/ #MrBlack #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #coffeeliqueur / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I Loaded my face…”/ #cleanshaven #angrybuddhababy (“You look 15 years younger…”) / “Dude, that’s terrifying…you look so innocent.”/ “You’re too hard on yourself…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive #fivepercentABV / #MandelaEffect / “This tastes like…”/ “That should be the regimen from now on…”/ “You know who posts the best memes?” / “That’s where it comes from, right from the nipples…”/ “You know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out…”/ #weirddream (“You should stay the course and do what you’re gifted at…”) / “Dude you shouldn’t be selling shoes…”/ “What do y’all think of when you think of #foodblasphemy ?”/ “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise…”/ #correspondence ***Check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] or SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #ObscureMetal (“Favorite obscure metal?”) / #TheAccused #RigorMortis #WrathchildAmerica #Handsome #Nailbomb / “Goblin Cock?”/ “If we had internet back then…”/ “When I think of obscure now, I think about high school…”/ “Super uh-scure…”/ “I like the fact that Mojo got some love…”/ “We’re already number 2…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #TheRisingTide #deathcore #NewZealand THE HOPE WE DIE FOR / #ultraballs (“It’s like #Meshuggah with a huge boner…”) / “It makes them more down under than Down Under…”/ “Think of what that could do for your porn career…”/ “Bigger than China…”/ “That’d be a great name for a Cure tribute band…”/ “I literally look like a dick with glasses…”/ “Can we look that up real quick, Jamie?”/ #minions 

(26:38): #TheDocket #1988 METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN VS METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL /  #HeadToHeadDeathmatch #Slayer #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / “You gotta remember what we’re following up after…”/ “They’re the heavyweights…”/ “Even minus the bass…”/ “Those two albums define high school and summer…”/ “I think we’ve done an ’88…” / #1988Metal / “Starcourt, I had to look that up…”/ #shopliftingwithmoney / “Don’t we have 9 songs and 9 songs?”

(31:51): “Take a damn step back…look at that album cover…”/ #iwilltellyou / “Anything Slayer does is more eviler…”/ “You always looked like a big dude to me…”/ “He basically maximized the brand that was the band…”/ “Jason Newsted was the Steve Harris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ Release dates: which one came out first? July vs August / Reflecting on when #WREKage first played South of Heaven / “Actually…”/ “Georgia doesn’t have 2 things…”/ #summertimevibes / “I kept waiting for the bass…”/ “We played his parents pool party…the parents were hammered…” / #yourmomwashot 

(39:39): “You’ve gotta go chronologically…” / ***Go check out our album dives for South of Heaven & …And Justice For All*** / SOUTH OF HEAVEN (“Early doom?”) / “That was good…kinda cajun, a little bit…”/ “Dude you’re funnier now without the beard…”/ “That was a chunky 7…”/ BLACKENED #letsgo (“I always think of Seattle ’89…”/ Harmonics…or harmonies? / “It’s a killer opener!”

(46:44): #tobefair / “Dude you can totally pull it off…”/ SILENT SCREAM #onmicburp (“2nd best 2nd track ever…”) / “It’s 3 times as big as this…”/ …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL #bigdrummix #unbelievable #nobass (“That’s a GREAT riff…it’s just odd.”) / “If we’re going by size…”/ #reprise / “Okay, they won…they won right there.” / The tally, so far…

(55:01): “This next one is too hard for me…” / #markthetime / “And you’re the #Metallica boy…”/ #noteven / “To me, that’s the weakest song on the album…”/ “It’s their Stairway to Heaven, dude…”/ “Aww, it broke…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER (“That’s the best riff right there…”) #readthoselyrics #usethoseheadphones / “I’m gonna show you a moment…”/ “I think the next one’s already got it…”/ LIVE UNDEAD (“This defines #Slayer this song…”) / “That’s bass, by the way…”/ #TheBestSlayerSong / “That’s just dark…”/ “It’s unanimous…”

(1:03:11): “This one we’re gonna fight over…” / “Put in about three and a half…”/ ONE #markthetime / “I have a feeling I know where this is gonna go…”/ BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS / “That’s a bold statement…”/ “It doesn’t count…”/ “As far as track 4…”/ “Do we wanna give it a tie?” / #hockeysoccer / #tainttonguer / “It’s a draw…”/ “How about we do this…?” / ***STAY TUNED FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THIS HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!!*** / #untilthenext / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PICK UP SOME METAL NERDERY PODCAST MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #LMAO