How to set a child up for success:

1. Give birth to him in secret

2. Let him be raised by an indifferent mother and obnoxious father

3. Not so secretly think he is evil from babyhood - and tell multiple people this

4. ???

5. Kill him (once he’s old enough)

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Cat Fact Sources:

Pluto's Twitter

Pluto's Twitter - Retirement Post

Facebook - Pluto the Cat - Battersea Arts Centre

Battersea Arts Centre - Wikipedia

Battersea Arts Centre

David Jubb Blog - Battersea 2015 Fire

Have you seen Battersea Arts Centre's missing theatre cat Pluto? | Wandsworth Times

Pluto the Theatre cat Retires After Eleven Years at Battersea Arts Centre - Katzenworld

Music:

The following music was used for this media project:

Happy Boy Theme by Kevin MacLeod 

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3855-happy-boy-theme

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