On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex Fridman, which will be coming out soon on Lex's channel.

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