“Fallen, fallen is Disney the great! The Mouse has become a dwelling place for cringe, a haunt for every unclean secularist agenda, a haunt for every flopbuster franchise, a haunt for every unclean and detestable remake.” Yes, we know the line. But after facing fairy-stale adaptations, flippant super-capers, and the adrift vessels of “Stalled” Wars, how could we restore Disney?

While superheroes might go stale and franchises flounder, guess what’s big on the streaming-service menu, boys? Hard to believe, but it’s biblical fiction! From the giant-smash hit House of David on Amazon Prime, to The Chosen and its planned Bibleverse, to even more adaptations from Old and New Testaments, these creations are winning millions of fans but also some evangelical enemies. None of them seem apt to ask: what is biblical fiction?