Pat & Pete celebrate America by recapping a thrilling 0-0 tie against the West-leading Rapids, preview next weekend's game against a very weird NY Red Bull (Red Bulls?) team, say farewell to Dairon Asprilla and, finally, Ask a Fake Lawyer wades in on youth soccer teams' class action lawsuit agains 3 MLS Players and the MLS Players Union.  This week's episode fake brought to you by Riyadh Restaurant (1318 SE Hawthorne).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, follow and tweet at us @morrisonicpod.