This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: how the H8 Society wrote the playbook for the election;' how to survive the horrifying swamp that Trump is constructing; how the 'ass' is actually the good side of a 'jackass'; and how all the ideas floated in Trumpland will truly be floaters. #AngryBernies #dumptrump #election2016 #satire #comedy #giuiiani #newt #aliens #lizardpeople

This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: Trump's new slogan 'grab pussies not guns;' how assholes and opioids are driving the election; will the deplorables grab their pitchforks?; heading for the hills if Trump wins is a bad idea; coming to an App store near you is Angry Bernies - with some flying Weiners. #AngryBernies #dumptrump #election #satire #deplorables #weiner

This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: Wells Fargo should be fed to the dogs; signing up now for Apple's unlimited upgrade; the genius of the new Skittle's campaign; if Hilary and the Donald were candy, which brand would they be?; and how only 3% of Americans own all the guns.

This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: Trump's lost in translation with the Mexican Presidente; if history is right, ISIS will eventually be our best friends; go Vietnam, tourism good; and how we should start dropping the needle on our enemy, instead of bombs.

This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: dropping your shorts for asshole judges obsessed with assholes; how to properly exorcise devil from the Donald; going cold turkey in America; and you should start collecting seeds now.

This week 2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: water-guns for every American; the effects of crossbreeding between Polar Bears and Grizzlies; the age of tyrants is upon us; gravitational astronomy will elect Trump; how doll heads can up the bromance between Putin and Trump; and are 1s and 0s collectors items.

2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: adventures in Ashgabat; no happiness without sex, drugs and Rock & Roll; Trump is not changing his mind, he's expanding it; the horror movie butler in Brazil; Paul McCartney headlines Old-chella; and longing for the Trump Cut.

2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: Carly joins the Cruz-cades; the 4-way General Election between Trump, Clinton, Sanders and Cruz; the evil marketing of Fentanyl; what would Jesus pack?; the money behind everything; and Firefighters are heroes.

2Dans provide far Too Much Information about: Googling the truth; Descartes did not exist; the lies of Donald Trump and Ted the Cruz-ader; how to squash robocalls; the age of insane despots; your brain on Google; Yosemite name ownership debacle; and let the Republican Convention have their guns, please.

2Dans provide way Too Much Information about: happy BD Albert Einstein!; the endless stupidity of the universe (and the Republican Primaries); "strange" robot staffed hotel; immigration law for 3 year olds; Hillary's Mao inspired tent dress; Achtung walker-less GPS dog caps; and "who's your daddy."