Fresh off COVID, hitman comes in hot taking aim at Seaworld and and Ron celebrates the capture and demise of a critter that "T.O'd" him right in his own home.

The hitman is on the shelf dealing with the COVID thing. Ron stitches it together with inbound calls including a review of the hitman's college courtship maneuvers (why not kick a man while he's down!)

Is a hot dog a sandwich? The debate rages on and Jason Miller, sandwich expert, joins the show to help clear it up. Also the merits (or lack thereof) of the Eagles playing dead against the football team to hand them the division is bantered about.

A mouse pulls a "T.O." on Ron's carpet, the boys lament the Cubbies transition, and an explosive debate about how a hot dog is classified round out this last episode of 2020. #!$% you 2020!

Throw a log on the fire, make yourself a hot toddy, and cuddle up to this special holiday installation of 2G1P.!

Ahead of the Xmas Eve special, Sean, Al, Arnold, and Harry stop by and offer some literary freestyle from a holiday classic.

The boys compare notes ahead of this weeks MNF football ratings juggernaut Bengals vs. Steelers and Bryan shares an update on his grotesque pace to eclipse 50 burritos by midnight on New Year's eve.

Under the cover of informant audio distortion, "Thad" steps to the mic to defend the accusations put forward in the previous episode that he pulls for virtually every team in the NFL. Is it true where there is smoke there is fire? Or did 2 guys point the loaded mic at the wrong guy?

The MNF throwdown continues and the fellas debate the merits, or lack thereof, of carrying the torch for more than one team.

If a group of 49's were squared off with a herd of buffalos in a 50' x 50' space, would would emerge victorious? If you can contemplate that stupidity, then maybe this episode is just your speed. If not, go ahead and sit this one out.