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Episode 90 brings back our good buddy Brian Schwartz (@brianschwartz04), and you know what that means… now comes the part where we throw our heads back...and forward, and then back and forward again with our horn because we’re talking about metal!

Prologue - The destiny of the functional tubist

S1 - Rolling Stone doesn’t know anything about metal

S2 - Favorite guitar solos

S3 - I’m with the band?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - When your high school football team sucks

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Prologue - It’s a young man’s game night

S1 - Which is better (Two Movies, One Screen)

S2 - Would you rather

S3 - Did you know

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Capitalsolipsism

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 88 is the Costner versus Willis clash you never knew you needed. Brought to you by our dear listeners, we break down their best work by category to determine a victor!

Prologue - Drugs aren’t supposed to taste good

S1/S2/S3 - Costner v. Willis Career Showdown!

Best Bad Rewatchable Movie

Best Movie with a Twist

Best Movie about the Future

Best Disjointed Timeline Movie

Best Period Piece

Best Movie in a Supporting Role

Best Award Winning Film

Best Kill Scene

Best Worst Acting/Costume/Accent

Best Hero

Best Romance

Best Western

Best Thriller

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Get your chips in, more airplane shenans.

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 87 is ready to work it out, so long as the workout just consists of talking about other people doing it.

Prologue - Country club sports update (US Open Tennis)

S1 - The implications of the impossibly fit parents

S2 - Feats of endurance

S3 - Workout Buddy...Movies

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Disposing of summer detritus

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 86 rushes to determine how long your life can last if you live in the right places and do the right things, for better or for worse.

Prologue - Getting into the first day of school swing & getting IRL with internet friends

S1 - Rush to the movies for music

S2 - The State of your lifespan

S3 - Workplace introspection

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - These are the parents in your neighborhood & unique swimming attire

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 85 trains a keen eye on your sticks and balls, oh forget the jokes, we’re talking about golf, deal with it.

Prologue - Media mythmaking and Nude Bruce Koopka

S1 - Rules of golf and pace of play

S2 - The Manufacturer’s Cup

S3 - Commander in Cheat

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Introducing Madame X

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 84 raises a fist to everyday tyranny, but really just tries to offer some coping strategies.

Prologue - Chris’s back is back

S1 - The quiet tyranny of extended family vacations

S2 - The tyranny of the never ending pasta pass

S3 - Revolutionizing protest and pulling the ripcord

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - DYK you can run Amazon reports? Tom Cruise 2020.

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 83 is missing a Chris, so per the bylaws, we replaced him with a Matt. Our good buddy Matt from The Basement (@reasonsare) joins Ty for a bit of a Reasons are Several revival, 2on3 style.

Prologue - Matt’s gone to the dogs

S1 - Water Park Pro Tips

S2 - Sex Desk

S3 - Will Ty Watch It?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - NFL knuckles down and Kids have Questions

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 82 is spending too much time with the kids, man. We just want to know if we’re doing it right, but don’t you dare tell us how.

Prologue - Don’t message me “hi”

S1 - Being a good sports parent

S2 - Being a bad Disney parent

S3 - Want a gift? Make a wishlist

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Coupon clipping at the pharmacy and the Morality of adult responsibility

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Episode 81 is recommending itself but requires only 39 minutes of your time at 1.5x, and we’re sensitive to that sort of thing.

Prologue - Dabbling in Addiction

S1 - The Obligation of Recommendation

S2 - Parachutes & Trampolines

S3 - Trailer Park: Cruise & Tarantino!

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - 7-11, Baby

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

“Top Gun Anthem” by Harold Faltermeyer