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It’s a nexus of existential crises this week and we’re going to wade right into the thick of it. Don’t worry, we’ve got some Star Wars mixed in to keep things light. Plus, things aren’t ever as bad as they seem. Right? Right? RIGHT? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE OKAY!

Prologue - Too old to walk too much

S1 - THREATS TO HUMANITY

S2 - Revisiting the Rise of Skywalker

S3 - Most of what you’re going to read today is pointless

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - New Batmobile, More 80s Music, Condiment Innovation

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

From the surprisingly light on their feet to surprisingly maladroit speech, we’re breaking down the fighting performance of our favorite less-than-adonis athletes, a literal fight between Dr. Octagonecologyst and the Gypsy King, and the war of words present in both the Democratic debate and in the promos of your favorite wrestling superstars. Fight the good fight in Episode 109.

Prologue - The fear of civic duty

S1 - Favorite ‘fat’ athletes

S2 - The Heavyweight Champion of the World

S3 - Fighting for your vote

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Dinnertime Table Tennis

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It's a snapshot of society in Episode 108 as we lean on the front page of the internet to sample some one star reviews of the World's Seven Wonders, Fact-check some Fun Facts, and help you decide if you're the @$$#0!e. Not YOU, of course

Prologue - Vacation or nah?

S1 - One Star, Seven Wonders

S2 - Fact-checking fun facts

S3 - AITA

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - 2on3 Restaurant Update

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

With a new Bill & Ted, a new Matrix, AND a new John Wick in post-production, actively filming, and announced, respectively, it’s time to take a walk in the clouds of Keanu Reeves’ past performances and decide what reigns supreme. @JoshuaTufts joins us as tiebreaker and hosts a round of #Known4 in the OT!

Prologue - The Playdate Business Card

S1/S2/S3 - The Iconic Keanu Bracket

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - #Known4: Keanu Reeves

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Two sing along veterans lay down the ground rules for a good time at the karaoke bar. You gotta have a plan, folks.

Prologue - The Maligned Business Dad

S1 - Karaoke Commandments

S2 - Adapting to the Audience

S3 - Horror Stories, Success Stories, Shoutouts

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Redlining the Social Contract: Resort Tipping

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

With Ty away on business, Chris welcomes in Director of Instruction for The First Tee of Greater Seattle to talk about all the different aspects of golf, including the key role Otter Pops and Donut Holes play in the learning process.

Prologue - Welcome Evan!

S1 - Growing the Game

S2 - 2020 Major Predictions and Favorite Northwest Courses

S3 - The 2020 PGA Show and the rise of CBD

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Kobe’s long shadow

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re taking chances this week. We wonder about the line for second chances when you’re truly and actually canceled, Chris gets a chance to influence local lodging policy, and we see what kind of chances we’re willing to take with another installment of Would You Rather. Come along and take a chance on us.

Prologue - Dad Stuck In Time

S1 - Canceled Comebacks

S2 - Chris the Legislator

S3 - Would You Rather

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - No bush league basketbrawling

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

“Subdivisions” by Rush

Sometimes you find a dyad in the pop culture force and have no choice but to explore its depths. The confluence of news stories about candles (Royal Wedding accoutrement & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina, respectively) have forced our hand. Spark one up and join us as we find out what scents are worth spending for. Stick around to hear about how the kids are winning and for some genuflection at the altar of Neil Peart.

Prologue - French Fry Guy

S1 - The Scent of Status

S2 - Megxiting Your Family

S3 - Seattle’s Snow Sadness

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - RIP to Neil Peart

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

“Subdivisions” by Rush

We’re back! We’re joined by our resident Star Wars opinion-haver Matt (@ReasonsAre) for a breakdown of Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Spoilers, of course (it’s been a month, go see it already).

Prologue - Star Wars Gifts

S1 - What Works

S2 - PROBLEMS

S3 - Makin’ it better

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Binge Watch Updates and Recommendations

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

"Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" (Epic Metal Cover by Skar Productions) Original song by Sonya Belousova and Giona Ostinelli.

Cut to the chase scene in Episode 101 where we welcome Jay the Angry Ginger (@s7evendaysageek) as the swing vote in our Michael Bay bracket, inspired by Bay's recent manic Netflix release, 6 Underground. Jay hangs for a full 30 minutes and we determine the definitive Baysterpiece.

Prologue - Love, Actually drives us to drink

S1/S2/S3 - The Bay Bracket

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Left out in the rain for the holidays

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee