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This week we’re looking over your shoulder: at your video call background, into your food delivery choices, and who might be sneaking up on you with a knife! Also Chris goes in on MJ in the OT.

Prologue - Protecting your hot mom

S1 - Rating your Zoom Room

S2 - Food deliver-eee!

S3 - Not all killers are serial

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Don’t be like Mike

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Usually we have beef to discuss, but this week, we take a look at what we’re going to do without it. We start with a look at the lighter side of mortality and introspection before turning to alternative food sources to stave off death for a few more years.

Prologue - The line is the line, dummy

S1 - Celebrity birthdays that hit that mortality nerve

S2 - Afterlife Database: What records would you pull?

S3 - Where’s the Beef

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Shedding shameful movie tears

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Put your homemade mask on and drink your White Claw in the car to join us on the exploration of the soon to be contemporary culture of sneeze guards and masks everywhere, the decline of the modern celebrity, and a remix to an old classic so it’s not just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Prologue - If Chris moves too much, he can’t move

S1 - The masks we wear

S2 - Flattening your media influence

S3 - ABCs (The Remix)

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - On-camera Happy Hours

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

“ABCs” by Patti LaBelle

If there’s ever been a guilt free time to eat your feelings, now is that time. We’re here this week, along with our buddy Chicago Matt, to break down the Ultimate Quarantine Snack Bracket. 32 delicious tongue tinglers vie for your late night attention, and we want to be sure you spend those moments wisely. Come along with us on the road to waistline ruin.

Prologue - Snack Bracket Methodology

S1/S2/S3 - The Quarantine Snack Bracket

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - But what about the crumbs?

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Here to stay or gone tomorrow? That’s the question we raise as we start to wonder about how our lives have been permanently impacted by SARS-CoV-2. We do a little all time bad take table setting before we start to get creative about what’s in the pipeline in both your bathroom and on the sportsball courts.

Prologue - The metaphysics of sealife: can fish fly and are crabs astronauts?

S1 - All time bad fad takes

S2 - The permanence of change

S3 - What “sports” would you watch?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Sweatpants Etiquette, Trump is always on brand

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

“Let Me In I’m Tryna Fuck” by Marc Rebillet @marcrebillet

We turn our eyes to brighter skies and talk about both coping mechanisms and what we need to dig our way out as we enter Week 6 of Quarantine. Mario faces a hard truth in the OT.

Prologue - In the Style of Trump, and why no ñ?

S1 - Binge Worthy

S2 - Sports in Isolation

S3 - COVID-19 demands coordination

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Let it go, Mario

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Chris returns this week and we engage with the return of fun social media to give you (and us) a break from The Rona (after we do a Coronavirus update, of course). Play along with us @2on3pod

Prologue - Sanity Check

S1 - Places We’ve Lived

S2 - First, Last, Best, and Worst Stadiums/Arenas/Ballparks

S3 - Our Top 5 Athletes whose peaks we never got to see

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - No video selfies, and “Covid-19” in the style of Dexy’s Midnight Runners

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Matt (@ReasonsAre) is in for Chris this week, and he’s got breaking news as well as offering an update on his own isolation before we dig into some healthy distractions for your time away from others. We’re doing movies, a little bit of societal shift, and what not to get stuck inside your body while you’re stuck inside.

Prologue - Reasons Are back?

S1 - Streaming a la Tomatometer

S2 - What’s on the other side of COVID-19?

S3 - Don’t put that in you

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Don’t put that in your mouth!

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

In the immortal words of Cardi B, “Coronavirus! It’s getting real! Shit is getting real!” For us, it’s been real for a while, but watching the world react gives us cause to look inward as we look outward and break down the instability we’re living through.

Prologue - Don’t touch that!

S1 - Cabin Fever

S2 - The societal response, vis a vis the media

S3 - Live sports alternatives

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - A fond farewell

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Shit’s getting real, folks. We’re talking pandemic, but not just panic, of course, but the reasons why and what we might need to survive. We’ve got some lighter content at the end just to make sure we’ve got a little diversion of thought for you as well.

Prologue - No school? Home school.

S1 - Coronavirus writ large

S2 - Isolation Survival Strategies

S3 - Who designed these logos?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Consumer & TV PSAs

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee